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Chris Williams

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I curse you with my dying breath #ssdgm

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Chris Williams
Chris Williams@chriscoke·
@VictoriaCoren Actually found reading this a bit emotional.Feeling somewhat undervalued @ work compared to being a little person's everything-why go back?!
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Liam Thorp@LiamThorpECHO·
Fox and Wootton both pledging to leave London. Londoners owe Sadiq Khan a debt of gratitude.
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Chris Williams@chriscoke·
@VeryBadLlama Prince William & Catherine had Adele sing Someone Like You at their wedding 😳 and I heard someone talk about having Dancing On My Own as their wedding song - people don’t listen to the lyrics!!
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Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama·
finding out today that a truly alarming number of you think that Fast Car is a love song
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Chris Williams@chriscoke·
@0ldoini This is totally unacceptable behaviour… BUT… why are we just mad at the bride?! There were two people getting married there, why aren’t we equally unhappy with both of them? Even if only corresponding with the bride, that’s presumably on behalf of both of the couple?
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Sophia@0ldoini·
I’m obsessed with the audacity of this wedding party
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Chris Williams@chriscoke·
As a family, we are not happy with @absoluteradio playing Crowded House “Weather With You” as we navigate the pouring rain of North Wales in the car…
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Chris Williams@chriscoke·
@gabyhinsliff @nosylocaljourno @hannahfearn The justification for our 9% increase in April was the increase in living wage… they’ve also cited the increase cost of groceries too (ours provides everything, incl. nappies so even with switching to own brands & then economy brands, this has become much more expensive)
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gabyhinsliff@gabyhinsliff·
@nosylocaljourno @hannahfearn absolutely - finances of many preschools are in a really dire state & have been for years. Nobody's making a fast buck here. But hearing lots of big rises this year & curious about tipping points - energy costs obv a big one with children
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Ian Dunt
Ian Dunt@IanDunt·
It would be really nice if politicians could stop banging on about their daughters when they celebrate the England team inews.co.uk/opinion/rishi-…
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Victoria Freeman
Victoria Freeman@v_j_freeman·
Bank CEO briefing confidential customer info to the press is definitely a sacking offence. Infuriating how NatWest incompetence has somehow managed to gift Nigel Farage the high ground.
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Southeastern
Southeastern@Se_Railway·
#Margate Station has been welcoming customers since 1926. The Booking Hall was updated to its original splendour last year and it’s wonderful to see the café has now been redone to match.
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Colin the Dachshund
Colin the Dachshund@DachshundColin·
Dave Grohl when you're doing a set at Glastonbury.
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Karl Standley
Karl Standley@karl_standley·
Happy Birthday Wembley. 100 years old today and no better stadium in the world to deliver iconic events. It’s special for so many reasons and everyone has their Wembley moment. From playing “Wembley” in the park as a kid to watching their team or favourite artist. Iconic! #Wembley100
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lucy siegle@lucysiegle·
I’m sure I can speak for all Observer colleagues when I say that I am desperately sad that such an incisive and brilliant man has had to leave his job. Watching his trial by social media has been just awful. theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/j…
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Chris Williams@chriscoke·
@BornAKang This is a parody, no?! She left the paper on the bottom of the pan and let the dog eat off her hand like it was nbd… it’s not for real!
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Chris Williams@chriscoke·
@LevParikian Washed my makeup brushes (have been meaning to do it since before Christmas) it’s a 5-10 min job max but it needs to be carried out relatively early in the day so they have time to dry… now I need to clean the sink 😬
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Lev Parikian
Lev Parikian@LevParikian·
Tell me something small but mighty you've done this weekend. I reorganised a kitchen cupboard and – AND – threw some things away.
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Chris Williams@chriscoke·
@glosswitch Sad thing is, she’s probably suffering from an eating disorder and so she genuinely feels like she’s had a carb-loaded lunch with those oh-so-sinful rice cakes
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Chris Williams@chriscoke·
@johnlbirch @chuckthomasuk Don’t forget she treats herself to a cappuccino on the weekends… so presumably by Wednesday she’s delirious with caffeine withdrawal symptoms? Just in time to start obsessing over the next fix on Saturday..,
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John Birch
John Birch@johnlbirch·
@chuckthomasuk How can she be "craving caffeine" if she never has caffeinated drinks? What she is craving is calories on a diet that reads like a form of slow starvation.
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Chuck Thomas
Chuck Thomas@chuckthomasuk·
This literally sounds like the most depressing day ever.
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The Guardian
The Guardian@guardian·
The Observer view on how the UK has become a hostile place to have children | Observer editorial #Echobox=1673762842" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
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