Chris Cook

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Chris Cook

@chriscook2

Oppo sit down. Satire in @thisisrobotbutt, @GreenerPastSat, @HumorDarling, @Havencomedy, etc. Oh and @untimed_down.

Chicago, IL Katılım Mart 2009

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·15 Nis

My Photo Library after my four year old steals my phone

Skip Bayless@RealSkipBayless

I can’t lose in these shoes.

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·6 Nis

@SNLinReview WE TALKIN’ SNL REVIEWS? … WE TALKIN’ SNL REVIEWS?

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the legendary “SNL in Review” experience@SNLinReview·5 Nis

How would *YOU* rate the Jack Black 5-timers SNL?

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·5 Nis

BREAKING: your Mom’s heart for not going to Easter mass

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·11 Oca

@Philly_Mays Didn’t want to intervene but I’m still thinking about my bisteca alla fiorentina from Fioretta Friday. Hope you enjoyed big dawg

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Max Dolente@Philly_Mays·11 Oca

Thinking bout the birds.

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·28 Kas

Happy Thanksgiving from my horny Mormon cousins

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·21 Kas

Love how the opening of episode two of Pluribus was a tribute to Nathan Fielder

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·4 Kas

Dick Cheney is just another name for a dangly Prince Albert piercing

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·31 Eki

In lieu of Halloween candy I’m giving every kid who shows up in a KPop Demon Hunters costume a 15 minute lecture on cultural appropriation

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·29 Eyl

Bill Burr if he bombs at that Saudi comedy fest

Ian Rapoport@RapSheet

#Bills punter Cameron Johnston, who suffered a lower-leg injury, is expected to miss some time, sources say. No word yet on IR. But Buffalo will need another punter.

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·12 Ağu

My arteries when I hold off on having a sixth donut

Chicago Bears@ChicagoBears

HUGE STOP BY COOK 😤 📺: FOX32

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·10 Tem

@kelleygreene The iPhone feature that lets you auto fill confirmation codes

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Kelley Greene@kelleygreene·10 Tem

things i would marry if i did not already have a husband: 1) chipotle burrito bowl 2) excedrin migraine

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·18 Haz

Tossed salads and scrambled eggs

People@people

Kelsey Grammer Is Set to Become a Dad of 8 at 70 as Wife Kayte Walsh Is Expecting Baby No. 4 (Exclusive) people.com/kelsey-grammer…

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Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster

What is the most overused word in your industry? Let it out.

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·5 May

@kelleygreene My fake friends gotta be RIGHT next to me for it to look real. They gotta be RIGHT next to me.

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Kelley Greene@kelleygreene·2 May

Mark Zuckerberg hearing about the male loneliness epidemic

Roman Helmet Guy@romanhelmetguy

Zuckerberg explaining how Meta is creating personalized AI friends to supplement your real ones: “The average American has 3 friends, but has demand for 15.”

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Chris Cook@chriscook2·21 Nis

Took an edible and watching my first wrestling show in 25 years AMA #WrestleMania

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