Chrishaslam

What’s that, @DaleVince? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.

Would love it if Starmer got his job back as head of the CPS and got Farage, Lowe and Robinson put in jail

@darrengrimes Being smug about people being poorer. Nice one fella

Ten years ago tonight I sat in a BBC green room being told what a national catastrophe it was that we’d voted for Brexit. I was the cat that got the cream. Around me in a BBC green room Alastair Campbell and the late Alex Salmond were carrying on as if we’d just voted to nuke Glasgow. The faces on them. I’ll treasure that forever. Then I walked out of the studio into the sunrise. A glorious June 24th, and the country had taken itself back. I will never forget it. Now we need to finish what we started.

If he was willing to say “Up the RA” for £87, what do you think he’d be willing to do for £5 million?

Every single price rise issued by a large corporation should be preceded by a 3,000 Word document explaining why they can't dip into their profits, and detailing what the money will be spent on, down to the last penny.

@ZiaYusufUK Dog whistling again

On the day the whole political establishment claims we do not live in a two tier country, they announce this. Note, the NHS makes NO drugs available exclusively to white people.

@JuliaHB1 @Nigel_Farage I’m embarrassed for you and your family.

Labour folk accusing @Nigel_Farage and Reform of exploiting Henry Nowak's murder for political gain really need to take a long hard look in the mirror.

@TiceRichard @nadhimzahawi You are a moron.

🚨Miliband misled the Commons again. US gas prices are some 80% cheaper than the UK's because they produce & consume gas domestically! When will the Government grant North Sea licences at Rosebank, Jackdaw and elsewhere to increase domestic supply and bring down our bills?

@nw_nicholas Don’t tease me

My suggested timeline - Farage stands down within two weeks playing the victim card, saying he can't cope with constant scrutiny. The Parliamentary Commissioner suspends him & police announce an investigation. Times may vary.

Isabel Oakeshott on Nigel Farage buying a £1.4m house: “I honestly don’t see why it’s anyone’s business. Why should people know how he paid?” Isabel Oakeshott on Angela Rayner buying a 2nd home: “I smell a massive rat. How on earth has she raised the money to buy a £800k flat?”

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

@NadineDorries I’m embarrassed for you. Oh no, wait, no

Some / most Labour MPs have neither the interest or the ability to run the country - they are obsessed with publicity and addicted to cameras and clicks on social media. Three more years of this…

Nigel Farage has 5 houses. Zack Polanski lives in a house share with 5 other people. The media is trying to tell you Zack is the problem.

@toadmeister Stop it. 🤡

As David Attenborough turns 100, Ben Pile looks back on the "national treasure's" worst moments of climate alarmism, such as when he blamed Ethiopia's famine on the country having "too many people". dailysceptic.org/2026/05/12/the…

Remember and use this special ballot box if your thinking of voting for Reform UK on Thursday 👍

Open to Vance coming here to campaign for Farage like he did Orban… Worked a treat.

NOT FLAT…

@OliverJHaslam Luton

Has anyone moved house recently? I'm trying to crowdsource how big of a van/truck we need 😆 We've the choice between the (cheaper) "large Luton van" or an 18-tonne truck. We're going to move over a few days, so the truck is just for furniture, really.

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1. This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities. Even we'd beat Spurs...

@7IM37 @CambridgeAudio @WIRED It's hugely impressive still

@Chrishaslam @CambridgeAudio @WIRED Is this still a good product to buy today? Or has it been overtaken by newer devices ? Thks

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