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@NHL why is @espn audio and video quality always horrible ? Even though I don’t care for their broadcast team, the horrible audio and video is consistently problematic. Watching on @DIRECTVhelp

@MichaelARothman @THErealDVORAK

𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒 This is one of the most precise dissections of the liberal progressive mind you will ever hear. Phillips starts with the core self-deception: “𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧, 𝘐’𝘮 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐’𝘮 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐’𝘮 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐’𝘮 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯.” From that circular logic flows everything else — the compulsive need to champion the “oppressed,” the reflexive assignment of blame to the powerful, the inability to process evidence that contradicts the narrative. And then October 7th happened. The people they had championed as 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐬 turned out to be, in Phillips’ words, “𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘬∗𝘭𝘭, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘤, 𝘥𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘳∗𝘱𝘦𝘥, 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯, 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯, 𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯.” The liberal progressive cannot absorb this. Because if they admit the people they championed are 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥, then their entire worldview shatters — and with it, their self-image as a good person. Phillips puts it bluntly: “𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮? 𝘐𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭.” That’s the real terror — not what H∗mas did, but what their support for H∗mas 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. “𝘚𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘰? 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢.” Then Phillips identifies the mechanism: 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. “𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘧.” Call Israelis “genocidal.” Call them “Nazis.” Because “𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘕𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦. 𝘞𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘞𝘦𝘴𝘵, 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴.” This is why the accusation of “genocide” against Israel is not merely offensive — it is 𝐩𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 for the people making it. Without it, they’d have to confront what they actually supported. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 “𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐬” 𝐝𝐢𝐝. 𝐒𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐬. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥.

Dear Chuck Schumer, Hi. Black dude here. I can trace my family ancestry to slavery. I even know where they were slaves. My mom experienced Jim Crow. I think I’ve watched every episode of “Eyes On the Prize” when I was younger. With that said… Can you directly explain to me how the SAVE Act is “Jim Crow 2.0?” Literally every black person I know has ID. Literally every black person I know has a car or at least a ride. Literally every black person I know knows how to vote (well… except the ones with felonies… but they don’t count). With your advanced white liberal thinking, you must know more than me. Apparently, as I experience daily on this app, white liberals are experts on being black; even more so than actual black folks. Perhaps you could explain it like I’m five. I’d look it up on the internet, but Kathy Hochul has already told me I don’t know what a computer is and Joe Biden said I can’t navigate it, anyway. Looking forward to your answer. No hugs. Zeek

@darrenoneill Thanks. Sorry I didn’t see earlier. I was worried when DHUnplugged did t release an episode. Prayers for JCD and his family. Oh and for Adam. D O N A T E !!!!!

Reliable sources familiar with the matter (ok, Adam) posted in the Trollroom that JCD's surgery is scheduled for 8AM Pacific Time today. Please keep him in your thoughts and prayers. No Agenda Health Karma is powerful!

@CoachDuggs Bluto

That’s for Pearl Harbor!

@THErealDVORAK Yeah so many problems with that video. Watched a few days ago.

This is the kind of annoying bogus crap we are subjected to. Note the ever-changing size of the refrigerator and the changing size of the entry hole in the tree stump. Other anomalies abound. What a crock.

@cagematchtime @BowTiedTrance Please add me

@BowTiedTrance Am I on the list?

Over 100 members in a few short hours. Find your Scott Adam Sipper Siblings here. Comment below to be added to the list. x.com/i/lists/200968…

@JoshuaLisec That would be cool. Thank you.

Are you also a Scott Adams fan? Simultaneous Sipper? Reframe enjoyer? We are in a way Internet siblings; let’s find each other. Reply below or DM me so we can connect (or stay connected). For Scott. ❤️

@JoshuaLisec Much gratitude and love for a wonderful man. Peace to all.

“If I feel the way I felt today, this might be our last show … Thank you for all the support … Thank you for letting me come into your home and simultaneously sip with you.” Scott Adams, January 8th, 2026 Thank you, Internet Dad; thank you for helping me find my way back. ❤️

@espn are there audio problems in the Detroit / Pittsburgh game ? Keeps cutting out.

@JasonJournoDC @ScottAdamsSays Love hearing you share your views. Always laughed when I learned you worked at PacBell, as I’m an AT&T alum. Rest well. Much love to you and your family.

🚨NEW: @ScottAdamsSays ends show to rest — but expresses optimism about recovery and gratitude for "LOVE" he has been receiving🙏❤️ "I'm gonna rest up a little bit because I am taxing myself a little bit — but I feel like I'll get stronger every day." "One thing I didn't expect doing podcasting is how much love I would get ... Literally, the comments are just full of comments about love. And I love you right back. Is it because you can sense that I do this for you?" "It's quite a blessing to be my age and this stage of my career and to have literally hundreds of people telling me they love me everyday. I'm kind of hooked on it." "So as long as it's feasible, I will keep doing the podcast. ... Today was not my best work — but it'll probably get better."

@ScottAdamsSays Intensive Cat Unit Prayers for you! So glad you are home. Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving! Home at last.

@ScottAdamsSays Prayers for you Scott!

Scott is tied to a chair in the hospital x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@ScottAdamsSays Momma and her three babies. 2020

Show me your cutest pet photos in the comments and you might get lucky and find a shopping link for the 2016 Dilbert page-a-day calendar.

@THErealDVORAK I saw a bird.

No Agenda 1815 "Attunement" noagendashow.net/listen/1815

@levarburton @ChaseSupport Um look around. This is pretty much standard because of the amount of fraud in place with check clearing. I’m not a chase fan but likely you won’t find huge differences.

@ChaseSupport Incredibly frustrated at having checks to my company being held for 10 days before I can access my funds. Spent an hour on the phone w/ fraud protection who were of no help. Especially one Mr. Rome A, who could not have been more unpleasant!

Bobby “Boris” Pickett performing Monster Mash (1962) — the ultimate Halloween anthem that never dies. 🧛‍♂️🎶 Still the grooviest graveyard smash over 60 years later. 💀🕺

Hey @Ring - performance on the app for perusing my video stream is terrible. Last few days - almost unusable. These are already recorded videos in your cloud - and all I get is loading on EVERY SINGLE ONE. I have excellent network performance - reloaded app, What happened??

@kevinrose Holding back on all of them.

is it just me or is the new iOS and MacOS buggy as hell?

@THErealDVORAK It’s in the drawer. Admit it please. 🤣

People kept hounding me so I broke down and got an Apple watch.