chris king

@mylesmill impossible to know spam callers now

NYC is getting a new terrible area code, 465

@AliceBunnyland2 Touched a 100k by working multiple jobs and doing side hustles to clients at those jobs.

Who is making 70k a year? Like take home 70k? I’m almost 35 and the most I’ve ever made working 7 days a week, 2 jobs is 46k after taxes. Idk anyone who makes 70k after taxes besides like engineers

If we’re being honest, this all depends on if you live with your parents or not.

@Patrickwebb in other news water is wet…

BREAKING: The CIA can access your phone and laptop microphones and cameras, per former CIA officer John Kiriakou.

@CryptoMikli bro thats like me saying “iF It WaSnT fOr uR jAw LiNe U wOuLD gEt nO biTcHes” dumb niggas stating the obvious trying to seem insightful, that’s how dumb his viewers are

Clavicular says Sydney Sweeney is mid and would become invisible with an average body “Some people think that Sydney Sweeney is extremely attractive. But I would say that she’s pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed, right. She’s got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support” “She’s really not that much of a looker in her face. I think that a lot of people with porn brains find her attractive because of her body”

@The_Acumen true cause it was none of ya business to begin with

If Pusha T never exposed him for having a child, I don’t think anyone would ever know. He would have continued to hide that child. Pusha made him be a father publicly.

@WallStreetApes what sucks is that the working class that utilize these trains everyday generally do take care of them and deserve better, its the fucking crazy unemployed assholes that make it shitty for the majority of us.

This is not a third world country or a Call of Duty zombies map This is Chambers Street subway station in New York City and yes, it’s open Trains stop here and New Yorkers travel through here every day America claims to be the richest country on earth but the money doesn’t go to infrastructure, our infrastructure is outdated and crumbling The money is laundered A country should invest heavily in its infrastructure for its citizens America does the opposite

@WallStreetApes COD map LMFAOOO good one

@klmcintyre73 @MrAbbeetim W info, actually pretty cool

@chrisking121 @MrAbbeetim Yeah that was an Easter egg from the comics. Nick Fury always had the craziest spy cars. James Bond had nothing on him.

NICK FURY’S SUV IS BASICALLY AN IRON MAN SUIT IN THE FORM OF AN SUV.

that drake and kendrick beef really lives in ya minds rent free, neither artist can do anything without a fan from either side coming out and saying something stupid, they both make good music and have great songs.

@UGOOOTWEETS never understood people that bash others for being more successful in life than them

Drake is 40, had a child with a pornstar, cries about his exes, raps about what he never did on the iceman album. Kevin Durant is 37, no kids, no wife, no gf, no lotion, fell off as a basketballer & just straight up gobbles whatever Drake drops. You guys are almost 40 moving like losers

@AB84 X users

What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?

@luxemiaa someone I know personally? Yeah it’s over for my grandma

Imagine that an alien just appeared in your room. They offer you $100 billion to forget what you've seen. The only catch is someone you know personally has to go back with them. Would you take the deal? 👽

@MissPookems Elder Scrolls oblivion, the fight music plays in my head lol

‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Which game has a soundtrack so good that it lives in your head rent-free?

When will all American’s stand up and actually rise up against the disrespect #1 Epstein #2 Trump #3 Netanyahu Curious to see how much society can truly take, genuinely want to know. What straw will finally break the camels back?

@visegrad24 He’s a coward, a real man always finds a way.

The BBC portrays an indebted Afghan father selling his 7-year-old twin daughters into sexual slavery with adult men as a man who is forced to make difficult choices 🇦🇫

@benfofik On today’s episode of how retarded can twitter users get, we have @benfofik here insinuating that Billionaire Kim Kardashian creator of Skims is apart of drug trafficking.

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@Jackkk shitty marks in highschool and managed to get into harvard and MIT, yeah ok

Kevin O’Leary reveals he cuts his kids off after college “I set up a trust. It does not provide to anybody anything after they finish education” “From birth to the last day of education, full free ride. Everything paid for but if you drop out of school or you don’t make it to college, you’re cut off” “My son was doing really poorly in high school and said, ‘My friend has a trust. Tell me how mine works’. I said this trust pays till you finish high school but with your marks you’re probably never making it to college” “He said, ‘Yeah, but I don’t have to worry about it. I got a trust’. I said no, if you only make it through high school, I’m dead and you’re broke” “The horror in his eyes when he figured that out motivated him to get off his ass and use the next three years to milk that trust to get into college” “He got his marks up, became an engineer, worked for Tesla and got into both Harvard and MIT”

why is no one bitching about gas like they were when Biden was in office