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@jayleophillips I bought someone else's products and now I'm living their life, it sucks, I don't want this mortgage

Dear @Walmart Please fix the glitch people found to bypass your Pokemon queue. They are booking car appointments and it's allowing them to bypass the queue. Fix it!

@JohnCornyn James Talarico is fuckin awesome! Can't wait to vote for him and say bye to your ass

How dumb. It was public information and you lied. Pathetic attempt at deflection.

@JohnCornyn James Talarico is fucking awesome. Just donated to him! Thanks for having the child rapist Donald Trump help me to find out about him, and really excited to vote for him! Bye bye, have fun supporting child rapists in hell.

@davidjtate Going through deleting all my old posts on this hellsite, and found this little gem... I WAS RIGHT!

@chrismixel Just go to a ComicCon. You’ll find plenty of them

Holding out for the female Joker reboot

@ItsSpinachee @kassemg Congrats! All the best to the two of you!

I said “I guess” I couldn’t ask for a more wonderful partner & cat dad. Kassem you are the funniest, kindest, hardest working man I know. We have built such a beautiful life together & you are my other half. Marrying your best friend is very nice. 🥹 @kassemg

@madelinealright foodsafetynews.com/2024/03/trader…

@madelinealright I can almost always trace back my food poisoning to 6 hours previous to first contact (of toilet). In order: 1. Fisherman's Warf In-n-Out double double animal style (work trip) 2. 1 year later, same as #1 3. Chicken Wings on a work trip 4. Whataburger 5. Hopefully not this taco

@jndevereux Probably start with a PA position, show them where your interests lie in the time they are giving you to prove yourself. If it's cameras, go for cameras, if it's audio, go for audio, etc

Thinking of getting into television. Where should I start?

@nieltown I think I still have a Steinmart near me. Otherwise, next time I'm in the Union Bay outlet store, I'll get you a few pair

Where do people find these shorts? In this day and age?

@madelinealright I am in Longmont. Can see the same mountain and agree. Mountains are cool!

@plex Dear Plex, please let me know how to make the orange triangle in the top right of my media to indicate the content is unwatched reappear? It seems to have disappeared with a recent update and it's 10x harder to figure out if I've watched something before or not.

🥳

Wyd in this situation

@elonmusk Lol, someone can't get a Bluesky invite?

The sad truth is that there are no great “social networks” right now. We may fail, as so many have predicted, but we will try our best to make there be at least one.

@DynamiteHack now is the time to cash in on Alvin in the news! nbcnews.com/politics/justi…

@davidjtate the word Bluesky isn't blocked here, and makes it easier for people to find you your announcement post if you say the word ;)

Hey Twitter, I’ve got the thing! Please follow me if you’ve also got the thing! Thanks, love you!

@nieltown I recognize this from the sears catalog. I got my pants from that catalog

This game literally defined my childhood. After playing for the first time it was almost instant. I started wearing overalls. Grew a mustache. Ate mushrooms daily. And by the age of 9 I was a licensed plumber. The rest was history

@nieltown I was so disappointed the first time a tried a Manila envelope because my mom called Vanilla Wafers "Manila wafers"

Is it worth it to visit Manila if you’re not super into envelopes

@chrismixel That’s basically what I’m doing too. I SHOULD have a Bluesky invite for myself within two weeks. You’ll get yours two from then, if’n you don’t already have one by then! 🙌

@IC_ActivityLog DOG COULD GO TO DOG COLLEGE, OR MAYBE DOG NEEDS DOG RELIGION.

DOG OUT OF CONTROL, WANTS TO KNOW WHAT OPTIONS SHE HAS

@yewknee That's crazy, pretty much all that is left is some fine tuning to get the spacing of the words down better. A few times it was stepping over itself to say the next word. Otherwise this is pretty scary, cause it's pretty uncanny, and nuts.