ChrisDimitrakopoulos

We’re looking forward to opening night of the Hampton Beach Comedy Festival on Wednesday, August 17. @jimmydunncomedy hosts @jimmycashrules (Brieanna Woodward Photo), @CroninDold @ChrisOBCT @Koenjjj @paulnardizzi and @DaveRattigan 😎 @McGuirks1 We always have SPECIAL GUESTS!

@ChrisOBCT Thursday at @MMASBlackBox 😎@TheMattKaye @ruberticomedian Debi Braconi 😍 massartscenter.org/2022-chris-d-c…

Shit 50 cent gained a whole dollar

Tomorrow night on Valentine's weekend @leboperahouse I bring you this great comedy show,.... We want to see you there. @CarolynPlummer1 @coreyrodrigues @ChrisOBCT @Eastern1932 lebanonoperahouse.org/events/mike-mc…

12 days from now-- Friday the 18th in Portsmouth @MusicHall I'm bringing these 4 Comedians + me to deliver big laughs,... @mayamanion @coreyrodrigues @ChrisOBCT @Eastern1932 We want to see you there and these tix make great Valentines Day gifts themusichall.org/events/mike-mc…

#sundayvibes This has to be the biggest TV screen I have ever seen and if you come to my show tonight @laughboston you can see it too, 7pm, with @chrisobct #ellenkaris #greekgoddessofcomedy instagram.com/p/CXHhGUjlxK-/…

This Sunday December 5th @laughboston with @chrisobct 7pm show, come and kick off the #holidays with us!!! #nopatsgame #standupcomedy #boston #laughboston #ellenkaris #greekgoddessofcomedy #kariscomedycornerpodcast instagram.com/p/CW-8eiMAC_S/…

#blackfriday #thegiftoflaughter Sunday, December 5th @laughboston with @chrisobct 7pm #itsgonnabeapissa Please share with any #bostonfriends #ellenkaris #kariscomedycornerpodcast #greekgoddessofcomedy instagram.com/p/CWvrgnVFyV-/…

#boston Sunday December 5th, 7pm @laughboston with @chrisobct Get a #parea which means your posse and come out for a fun evening #ellenkaris #greekgoddessofcomedy #ellenkaris instagram.com/p/CWXHq6GgFHO/…

I will be @LaughBoston Sunday December 5th, 7pm show with @ChrisOBCT get your tickets and laugh with some #Greeks and their friends: wl.seetickets.us/event/Ellen-Ka…

I hate when you walk in a bathroom and someone just took a shit. A lingerer. Then you take a pee and when leaving the bathroom someone else is waiting to use said bathroom and you have to be like “oh that wasn’t my shit” and they give you that look like “ohhhh sure”

Saturday, October 23! @PaulDAngelo2 @BosHarborDistil @BostonHarborNow @MAandCHRIS @ChrisOBCT

One of my favorite new compliments I’ve gotten a lot recently… “Wow. You don’t look like you used to be fat”

*in bed with a girl* Me: Baby, you take my breath away *puts on sleep apnea machine*

Paul McCartney: She was just 17, you know what I mean? Me: Yea, you mean statutory rape right? You know what else rhymes with “mean”, Paul? 18

I’m going go-kart racing today for my cousin’s bachelor party…do they provide the turtle shells or do I have to bring my own?

I miss the cootie shot. Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you have titties on your arm. ( . ) ( . )

You need to see some Comedy in a Barn,..... and I'm doing it 10 days from now in NH with Chris D..... join me & Chris for a blast. Tix here,..... @ChrisOBCT thefarmstand.net/the-store/come…

My Dad did a questionable job at best. But I owe him big time for my entire comedy career. I LOVE YOU, BABA!!

@TheMattKaye No one told them life was going to be this way…