Chris Paxman

@MrBeast 1,350,000

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me over here with my 4 shares of @SpaceX !!!! go @elonmusk go !!

Why do I always feel like I’m the best dressed person at the dispensary ? 💨

@ComicDaveSmith they’ll never let it happen

If Massie loses tonight, he should run for President. If Massie wins tonight, he should run for President.

@sadiebrookstv so fine

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@Vale2cute hi

F*CK IT! Im sending N*DI*ES to everyone who say hi😩

What if we start a war to distract people from Epstein files …. then the war goes bad… so we bring up Epstein files to distract from the war …

First Lady Melania Trump’s Statement

@oelma__ women

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@SMonster09 @Celebrityhaze What a way to go though…

@Celebrityhaze Put your knees down. Some of us like a flat chest. Because we don't want to die from suffocation.

Hawk Tuah look at dem thangs

I wonder who is buried in the grave of the guy who invented the ol’ switch-er-roo.

The most disturbing thing about #disneyland is seeing all those smiling kids wandering around wearing Mickey Mouse’s severed scalp .

is it a sign of old-man-ness that telemarketers calling me fills me with a blood-thirsty murderous rage ?

"We're so glad we could be in Mesa to be a part of this" Chris Paxman said with as much sarcasm as the English language would allow.

I just drove over a Banana 🍌 peel and half expected my car 🚗 to spin out of control. #mariokartinreallife

Heaven, beer me the strength.

Mr @chrispaxman is the best teacher in the history of education. #paxmanphotography #heresmyrealaccount