Chris Taysom

If you watch anything on social media today, make sure it's this video from West Ham. It raises awareness about suicide bereavement and hits hard. ❤️⚒ Such a powerful short film. 👏

@aroundgroundsss Got you written all over it @Big_Nath88

This is some idea, absolutely love this. A football fans heaven. Could have some right fun in here ⚽️

@tomhwilliams23 @MikeyWilson2 I think you will be able to shed some light on where Josh Beaumont is playing now.

Last weekend, Joselu played in the Champions League final, ending on the winning side 8 years ago he played in another final; the Development League Cup final Both sides are packed with interesting players; but the question is, where are they now? 🤔 [THREAD] 🧵

@Callum_Morris8 First signing for the revival of the Slugs for 2024-25 season?!

Been an amazing ride, made memories for life! Thanks to everyone at the club. Wish you all the best for the future. ❤️🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@mcfcbabs @Lord_Barron Cracker this one

@ChrisPatrick147 @Dejan06Lovren Does he bring a bag of his own shirts on holiday with him?

One of the nicest blokes you will ever meet @Dejan06Lovren

@Joe01664918 @McIlroyRory I googled it yesterday Shep, still not sure in golfing terms what it means

@McIlroyRory Question… what the chuff does Bifurcation mean?

I don’t understand the anger about the golf ball roll back. It will make no difference whatsoever to the average golfer and puts golf back on a path of sustainability. It will also help bring back certain skills in the pro game that have been eradicated over the past 2 decades. The people who are upset about this decision shouldn’t be mad at the governing bodies, they should be mad at elite pros and club/ball manufacturers because they didn’t want bifurcation. The governing bodies presented us with that option earlier this year. Elite pros and ball manufacturers think bifurcation would negatively affect their bottom lines, when in reality, the game is already bifurcated. You think we play the same stuff you do? They put pressure on the governing bodies to roll it back to a lesser degree for everyone. Bifurcation was the logical answer for everyone, but yet again in this game, money talks.

@ChrisPatrick147 @TheNotoriousMMA You defo didn't have a pint tho...

@christaysom23 @TheNotoriousMMA Next to my gaff this

Always brings the party @TheNotoriousMMA 🥃🥃🥃

Really good night tonight at the official W at St Michael's launch with @GNev2. Both this evening and this afternoon on his call with @deveregroup he spoke about his passion for Manchester and business which will reflect in the project.

Really not sure that not being able to score from an indirect free kick is a 'little known rule'

Really enjoy listening to @AdamCatterall, think a lot of other sports journalists could take a leaf out of his book and risk burning relationships with the big name stars in order to speak honestly and tell it how they really see it.

Legend.

All I can do is keep repeating this on a loop in my head and try to drown out all the other crap coming out off the mouths of haters, apologists and manipulators with their extermination agendas.

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

@Copa90 What do you make of this one @ryanhudson8? Harsh red?

This tackle in the Honduran league last night has to be seen to be believed

@gary_gb23 Here he is.

Ironic Carey will now also be remembered for being Broad's last ever wicket #TheAshes2023

@UpshotTowers @ChrisPatrick147 bit of you

Kolo Toure went to ridiculous lengths to get laid. For two years, the City defender led a secret double life, posing as a used car salesman to woo his student mistress. From secret families to surprises in the shower, this is the story of Kolo's con trick... Our story begins in the 2am drizzle outside a Manchester nightclub. After deploying his famous Ivorian charm, Kolo Toure swaps numbers with 22-year-old student Kessel Kasuisyo. The pair agree to meet at a hotel the next day. To keep his identity a secret, Kolo cooks up an elaborate alter ego. He is Francois, a successful Ghanaian car salesman named, who moved to Manchester as a student. “I told him he looked familiar” Kessel later recalled, “but he just said maybe he looks like somebody. "He said he sold cars in Africa and did some charity work.” Not a football fan, Kessel has no clue who he really is. Over two years, Kolo lives a double life, sneaking round to the student’s council flat disguised with a baseball cap and a pair of Top Gun aviators. He buys her “sexy white lingerie”, and calls from private numbers so she “doesn't waste her money calling.” And the act doesn't stop there. In an Oscar-worthy performance, Toure gets down on one knee with a diamond ring, professing his love. And when he disappears for a few months, he has an explanation for that too. Kolo claims he was back in Ghana flogging second hand Range Rovers, but the reality is slightly different. He was in the Ivory Coast… marrying his actual wife. So how is Kolo’s exhausting charade eventually rumbled? The City defender always insisted his student lover didn’t take any photos of him, but one day, she sneakily grabs one while he's in the shower. She shows the picture to a friend, who instantly recognises the footballing megastar and urges her to google “Kolo Toure”. After discovering photos of her beau lifting the Premier League trophy, as well as snaps from his recent wedding, the game is up. Farewell Francois, Ghana’s most celebrated car salesman…

@Neilovichi @sophielouisecc If you own property, between you and a spouse you can give £1,000,000 to your children before they will be taxed 1p in IHT

Inheritance tax ‘We are sorry that your beloved family member has passed away - but just to make matters worse we are going to tax the living shit out of things that are rightfully yours so we can spend it on migrant hotels’ 👍