Chris Dalton

@PollutedHalo @Ajacx161 @suespeaksup @Litto54321 😂😂😂

@Ajacx161 @suespeaksup @Litto54321 Well, I'll have to not buy anything will palm oil in it. I have to give up chocolate anyway. #FatBastard

Cadbury eggs stacking up on shelves… reduced everywhere… and still no one’s buying. People can taste the difference. Cheaper ingredients, palm oil, higher prices it’s not the same chocolate anymore. Consumers aren’t stupid. They’ve just stopped buying it!!

@JohnCleese Whilst hoping they all drove in, so he can collect all his fines and congestion charges 🤑

Dear Sadiq Khan, I think some of the prejudice to do with 'singling out Muslims' is to to with their stated intention to kill 'infidels', expecially the bit about beheading them You see, the other religions don't promise that

@GregScottTV Hardly a necessity

Dear Sainsbury’s. You ARE joking, right?

@Uglyboy110 @johnlbirch @piersmorgan What’s the big deal. 8th isn’t getting in. Could be millionth. 7 people are not going to die in Andrew’s last 20 years

@johnlbirch @piersmorgan I’m completely agree with you 🤝

It’s preposterous that shamed Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor remains 8th in line to the throne, and makes an absolute mockery of the Monarchy. He must be removed asap. Like, today.

@piersmorgan May as well be a millionth in line — it wouldn’t happen to him anyway, would it? And even if, by some mad disaster, it did, we’d deal with it then.

@WoodleaResiden1 Presenters absolutely nailed it

Steve Reed MP on GMB this morning, what a car crash.

@SGC501 @WeAreWST I think it is destined for O’Sullivan to have once he retires. As Davis has the English open

@christopher_dtn @WeAreWST If they can name the world darts championship trophy after a commentator who didn't play darts then they can do this

Everyone at World Snooker Tour is deeply saddened to learn of the passing of legendary snooker player and broadcaster John Virgo, aged 79. Our thoughts are with his family and loved ones. Rest in peace, JV. ❤️

@SGC501 @WeAreWST Emotions are understandably high today. But if you fast-forward a few years and look back at the most iconic and impactful UK Championship winners and participants, it’s hard to see any one-time winner — whoever they are — making that list.

@SGC501 @WeAreWST Bit much. He won it once! Get its a sad day.

@WeAreWST Name the UK Championship trophy after him

@UWASOMBA @UnitedStandMUFC Yes, and he will be paid for doing so.

@UnitedStandMUFC You want Carrick to build a team for another coach to inherit?

🚨 Manchester United told Michael Carrick quite clearly that they will run the permanent managerial process while he is in situe, with the hope that he can build continuity towards wheoever comes in, and that it's going to be thorough and extensive because they have plenty of time. Regardless of what Michael Carrick does, several candidates will be interviewed but Carrick can force his way into the conversations with a good run of form until the end of the season. [@JacobsBen, @UnitedStandMUFC]

@AndyMpolitics @untypicalboro @ifan_tomos @TUFAC4 @CPDPorthmadogFC And sent to Siberia

@untypicalboro @ifan_tomos @TUFAC4 @CPDPorthmadogFC Whole team should be disbanded and shut down for good

ABSOLUTELY DISTGUSTING FROM TREADDUR BAY TOM TAYLOR SHOULD GET BANNED FOR LIFE DISGRACE!! @CPDPorthmadogFC

@MaykaMill @untypicalboro @ifan_tomos @TUFAC4 @CPDPorthmadogFC If you walked into a bar and slide tackled someone, then the same. There is a line somewhere between what counts as assault on a pitch and anywhere else. It’s just never been documented

@untypicalboro @ifan_tomos @TUFAC4 @CPDPorthmadogFC You do that in a boozer ya going to jail

@AlexDaviesEnts It’s a private matter for a family. This is a mum, dad, son, daughter in law. It’s absolutely pathetic that any of you find joy and excitement snooping into someone’s private affairs.

Brooklyn Beckham has just torched his mum and dad. Absolute scenes.

@currys Sopranos #CurrysHisense

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@tennisweeklypod If you’re not into tennis then it may as well be the million pound question

This question was worth £125,000 on Who Want to be a Millionaire? 😳😂