Christo

Is it true that I can’t call Elon Musk a white supremacist here?

@PeterDutton_MP Smooth brain effort from the LNP potato head.

A few people have asked if I regret not attending Labor’s Union Summit. The short answer is no.

@DanielAndrewsMP please do not even partially privatise @VicRoads , it never ends well and you don’t want to ruin your legacy with this neoliberal mistake

If @JoshFrydenberg becomes the CEO of @AFL this will totally undermine any work done for inclusion for LGBT+ by bringing in a CEO that was on the side of the no vote

@stuartrobertmp thanks for absolving me off all those pesky things like my opinions and my actions, clearly it’s all about my heart. #StuartRobert is a numtpy

@ScottMorrisonMP 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Happy Election Day, Australia! Here's how to vote Liberal 🗳 liberal.org.au/how-to-vote

@Birmo @LiberalAus Simon, you made an idiot of yourself tonight on the ABC. We’re coming for you next election

This represents the final batch of 37 @LiberalAus policies independently costed, verified & published. Anthony Albanese & Labor submitted none of their election promises to this important, transparent process. #AusVotes2022

@TimWilsonMP Oh yeah, bye bye Tim. So happy to see this happen.

On 21 May, our community and country will make a choice: a strong majority Liberal-led Government with a robust economic plan for the future - or the chaos and uncertainty of a hung Parliament. I hope I can count on your support to keep Australia strong.

@NAB are you experiencing issues? I can’t log into the iOS app and a transfer I did via internet banking has been showing as ‘processing’ for a few hours now that usually goes through immediately..

⁦@AustralianOpen⁩ we’re all disappointed, what example are you setting here in supporting this? #unaustralian abc.net.au/news/2022-01-0…

Class conscious monopoly: players roll a die, highest gets double the starting money and always gets out of jail free. Lowest starts with half the starting money and gets double the jail time. My kids are either going to end up militant commies or billionaire bootlickers..

@bikesnobnyc I mean is s nice looking helmet though..

But won't the gravel fit through the vents?!? It should incorporate a fine mesh!!! [hashtag]concerned

@AlanFreestone Seriously you’re an idiot. Misandry is a myth made up by toxic masculinity. The Plymouth shooter is a victim of his own male entitlement.

The male suicide rate in the UK is 3 times higher than the female rate. From the displays I've seen today on twitter, I think we really need to talk about the culture of toxic misandry that boys & young men have to grow up in.

@AUSOlympicTeam we’re all doing it hard under lockdowns, your entitled attitude is sickening. Obey the rules and show some camaraderie with the Australian public. You’re not special..

@ApexAlphaJ So we can laugh at you

@StephanBonnar lol at you, such a self-own

Just posted a video instagram.com/p/CNQIiKylrfU/…

Fuckin’ cats, amirite?

I just joined Twitter to tell the world that @benshapiro is a moron who I could beat in a debate after 29 beers and a tub of shrooms. Thank you for coming to my @TEDTalks

@hasanthehun I’m low key impressed with your Australian bogan. You must’ve spent some time here right? Loving the content.

@dev_decker Employer funded health insurance, student loans

What’s something that’s clearly a scam but Americans have been conditioned to believe it’s “normal”?