barharttbandit

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barharttbandit

@chromeheartcat

fearmonger of Chapter 11, ΠΚΑ '00, former bandit, future attorney, DEI hire, welcome to my dong

Upper Upper West Side Katılım Aralık 2022
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barharttbandit@chromeheartcat·
@FICMBondTrader my moms a DOE teacher. commendable af but barely clears $100k. no shot of me ever having a guarantor. my first apartment was also straight zelle to my landlord and I barely qualified income wise even though I did clear $100k. I’m a NYC native. it shouldn’t be this hard
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Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)
Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)@FICMBondTrader·
Wait until you find out what your parents have to gross to co-sign Esp if you are going to NYC out of college I had to live in section 8 with cash payments to landlord my first year since I technically had no prior proof of income (cash jobs) and my parents made <100k combined The barrier to entry keeps the poors out, that’s why it’s all nepos and girls on dads card
Matt | The Mini-Retirement Maximalist@TheMattViera

The average rent for a NYC 1-bedroom is $4000 - $4600 Most NYC landlords require your gross annual income to be at least 40 times the monthly rent Required income: $160,000 - $184,000 Living in a NYC 1-bedroom is a luxury reserved for the top 10%

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Michael Scimbobulous, CFA
Michael Scimbobulous, CFA@ScrimboSaggins·
Living in the hood has been lit because I have been able to save half of my paycheck/completely get out of debt within one year at the cost of having witnessed two shootings within blocks of my home
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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉@AbakpaJob·
the first prostitute ever was so damn powerful she was just like this pussy ain't free
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y@he4rtgoId·
Niggas put a bit of change into the S&P500 and become capitalists
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barharttbandit
barharttbandit@chromeheartcat·
I’m the first person in my bloodline to wear thousand dollar loafers in a high rise building faded off the GLP-1s #todaywasagoodDEI
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barharttbandit@chromeheartcat·
@almightyzellha used to love the whole process of grinding and rolling up a spliff, but as I’m getting older it’s just kinda time consuming and so much more convenient to have a pack of prerolls ready to go. just gotta make sure you’re copping the fire
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barharttbandit@chromeheartcat·
gay for the margiela I’m a swaggot
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barharttbandit@chromeheartcat·
@ALEXAGY0 I smoked every day from 13-25. Quit for a month recently. nothing really changed. pretty bored with my free time now. dreams are a bit more vivid but not as wild as ppl say. now when I do get high tho I can’t just sit around i have to go do something. feels good to wean off tho
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Deniis🪐@ALEXAGY0·
People who have smoked cannabis most of their adult life, anything bothering you now in your current age?
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barharttbandit
barharttbandit@chromeheartcat·
got a weekender bag for work, gym, and staying at the missus. Coach leather is so good. couldn’t justify the Bottega price tag. does this #play or is it #gay (I’m 6’2)
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barharttbandit@chromeheartcat·
@eastvillageguy never once have I made thai food better than food from the thai place near us
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East Village Guy@eastvillageguy·
Sure babe I’d love to buy $120 worth of ingredients to make a $30 Pad Thai dish at home
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barharttbandit@chromeheartcat·
@josefienddd I just moved out of morningside heights; the disparity there is wild. I lived on a block on top of central park where you walk outside and it’s filled with columbia students, UWS stragglers, and runners. go a few blocks north or east and it shifts to migrants and drugs quickly
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Josephine@josefienddd·
Its sooo crazy how cute the good parts of nyc are and how ratchet the bad parts are. And how they’re only a few blocks apart but completely different demographics
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barharttbandit@chromeheartcat·
@RampCapitalLLC it’s wild how although this was necessary at the time, we will never be willing to nor need to again
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claire@poopandpee333·
Gay for the money I’m a baggot
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Amelia Blue@didntEatToday·
Imagine being 5’11
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