Terry Fucks

I sexually identify as a real Christmas tree, you'll be hyped for a week then just sick of my shit laying everywhere on the floor and you'll want me in the wood chipper by the end of the month

@sgauthi Les restos sur l'heure du midi servent bin du monde qui retourne travailler après qq verres ...

J'ai quitté mon emploi dans une concession connue quand tous les employés-clé allait se geler dans leur auto durant leur break...

Am I the best looking guy on the planet, No, But will you enjoy my company and feel lost when you aren’t around me, That is also a No

The bouncers dragging me out after I’ve loaded up 37 Creed songs on the TouchTunes

@DubzyOnceAgain Look me in the eyes and tell me it's not a butt plug

Only losers and skanks think this is cool. Grade A loser behavior for people who are spiritually niggers.

@nogooddeed2 The American bird lover in it's natural habitat

You have to have the right camo to get good shots.

@MasonicSmoker The Mason is secured

@WeedPorns Ice cream

What’s the best munchies food at 2am?

@vinnie_paz Just need some WSG ad-libs and it's a banger

I’m not sure how this heinous act of brutality was unleashed, but I can never unsee it.

@noveltygiftseed " Needed a 3.5g joint to feel something, won't come back"

Imagine how cooked some of these brands would be if their reviews were done by actual custies and not ppl they paid in mids

@herprettybones "We've been trying to reach you for your extended car warranty !"

Don’t ever tell me my kid isn’t beautiful 😂😂😭😭😭😭

@caraquick Pas facile bâtir une phrase dans Beauport

Y'a des vieilles serveuses dans les Normandins de Beauport qu'on dirait les filles des serveuses des Marie-Antoinette.

@MasonicSmoker Wilson Venom loading

@J_bunchOnumbers @Ben_grows 💯

@Ben_grows Put a stake in the ground and pull it from under the deck. 🤔

This volunteer under my deck just wants to win… and honestly, it’s inspiring me to find a way to keep it going. What do you think i should do with it? 🌱💪

@sgauthi J'en ai acheté un style Ridge , a moins de le perdre solide, c'est mon dernier

Un gars ça s'achète un portefeuille aux 10-12 ans. Je suis dû. J'achète quoi ? Je traîne une douzaine de cartes et de l'argent en papier.

@StonerDad How many zombies on prescribed prozacs, vicodins etc. If you don't smell like a skunk and do your job right, what's the fucking problem ?

If I owned a dispensary, I wouldn’t let my employees smoke before or while on shift

@sgauthi L'option de sticker 😡😂

Merci pour les conseils BBQ. J’y suis allé avec Napoléon et la bête ci-dessous.

@ThrillaRilla369 Foh with your 2009 Facebook gay ass post☠️

Did you know that if you put 100 black ants and 100 red ants together in a jar, they usually coexist peacefully? But if you shake the jar hard, they immediately turn on each other and start killing one another. The red ants see the black ants as enemies, and the black ants see the red ants as enemies. Yet the real enemy is the one shaking the jar. The same thing happens in human society. Before we turn on each other, we should stop and ask ourselves: who is shaking the jar?

@polesnail_ Is this the Keven Heart roast on @netflix

Gm

@sgauthi Ya Tu qqun qui a essayé celle la, j'aurais une vieille tank a l'huile a vider ...

Je m'essaie ici en premier. Je veux une petite pompe électrique pour sortir de l'essence de mes réservoirs de 20L vers mes appareils à moteur. Vos suggestions ?