SANTA❤️🇰🇪

It's not over until I win.

When I eventually call my Son Bruno he'll wonder where it came from because nobody in my family is called Fernandes

No funeral in your home in 2026 in God's Name.

Arsenal will never win EPL until it sheds off Arsene Wenger. Every manager of any team must aspire to win the league. I am not Arsenal's fan

Every girl needs to know that Pinterest is where quiet girls make loud money. No camera. No audience Just strategy. 5 faceless pins a day paid my monthly bills yesterday and nobody even knows it's me

More and more teachers are becoming content creators in classrooms, With some even posting the students on some of these platforms on private accounts. This is using students as props for publicity and also, putting their lives at risk if you follow the recent trends.

@Kibet_bull I thought walimu wanafanya Bachelor of Education Arts...The word is Education

Kuelewa walimu wa Siku izi ni Ngumu. Just look at Josh,Degrata,Alionya and others on TikTok. It’s no longer a professional job

@JoshOO1J Akii..Kwanza na issues za missing mark hata kugraduate ni God

Ata kama ni agenda, can we please be objective, please? If you've been to college, you know how hard it is even to get a pass.

Never get tired of hearing your mother's voice.

One wrong move and you will be on ARVs for life. Condomize and stick to one partner.

@Kasee_EMw The same way wakati other grandparents were buying bush land in juja and ruiru my grandfather kazi ilikua tu ni pombe ya kuzalisha kila pahali, useless fellow

I have threatened to sell my car because of the current economic hardships. My wife has told me to sell it to her 😨😨😨 . Ruto must go !!!.

Uyo Samuel wekesa bado ukuwa replies zote Adi Leo?? I think it's operated by more than ten people bana. Hauezi Kua all over twitter Kwa every tweet.

lets do something crazy like forgive ourselves

Real estate saizi in Kenya Ni pure wizi bana. People are being ripped off vibaya Sana.

Kenya is governed by bandits. They strike our tax coffers at will. They have killed ICC Witnesses and continue terrorizing the country.

"Ulisaidia mama Kelvin kujua kama aliwacha pombe, tusaidie kujua vijana wetu wanafanyaga nini Josh"

Toka nianze kujituma the universe has done nothing but show me there are multiple ways of being a failure

Being a misogynist in 2026? Yikes! I stand with my Arsenal Women fans.

I don't think girls realize that they literally have a 100% success rate if they shoot their shot first