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@StartledN @AndrewDesiderio so, the GOP base.

@AndrewDesiderio Not the GOP base, the Trump trash. Which is to say those who read at third-grade level or below and those who are or aspire to be career criminals like their hero himself.

Cornyn has been in the Senate for 24 years & has raised $400+ million for Senate Republicans. He was GOP whip during first two years of Trump’s first admin. He came just a few votes short of becoming Senate majority leader 18 months ago. His loss to Paxton tonight — and by such a wide margin — is another reflection of the widening gulf between Trump’s grip on the GOP base & his waning influence with Senate Republicans in Washington.

@YusafShah858875 @jerinlatrey lin-manuel miranda on the beat

@jerinlatrey Album wasn’t that bad

Lil Wayne told Kendrick not wake up the sleeping giant that’s inside of him and then Wayne proceeded to drop the worst album I’ve ever heard

@funnelheader performative woke white people be like: float on by the floaters saved my life

white people be like: float on by modest mouse saved my life

well there's a reason for that because traditionally, "bands that make both rap and metal" have a tendency to, well, do this:

@NeoliberalAkiho you say that like most of canada isn't east of the rockies

People who hate winter in Canada have to live east of the Rocky Mountains because what’s not to love about snowy mountains and snow sports.

@clayberrii i know pitbull got mad shooters

just pick a pop rapper

@gweeen_tea and those springs & falls are just a few weeks. spring this year was some of april & most of may, and summer will be from today until october

this is the morally correct answer to canadian seasons

@DameDeadAF ok mb forgot about WAIT FOR YOU, make that 4 and 3 respectively

@DameDeadAF like 3 good songs and 2 are drake features

Boy this a long list of ass lmao

@iedtwt looks like if she clicked her finger she'd bruise, i feel so bad for her

i don’t think you can really do much of anything if i’m being honest

@bigslizzy someone doesn't wanna elevate

Max B. Serious convos are needed 🥴 not a single decent song made since he got out of jail.

@webegga i'll be back in six days

my birthday is june 1st btw can you guys remember to say happy birthday to me :)

@brenthoodmusic @DPGBehler 10. the jast ledi

@brenthoodmusic @DPGBehler 3. a hew nope

Saw The Mandalorian and Grogu last night. So here’s my official ranking of the Star Wars movies I’ve seen: 1. Empire Strikes Back 2. A New Hope 3. Revenge of the Sith 4. Return of the Jedi 5. Rogue One 6. The Phantom Menace 7. Attack of the Clones 8. The Mandalorian and Grogu 9. The Force Awakens 10. Solo 11. The Last Jedi 12. The Rise of Skywalker

@saltydkdan HE'S REAL

When I first saw this I was happy. Then I zoomed in on the fucking shirt.

@IanThackray1 @Pokemon_Champs upper hand fails if the target isn't using a priority move

@Pokemon_Champs It’s a great move to have but it’s also outclassed by Upper Hand as unlike Fake Out it’s not use it or lose it turn one.

Incineroar's favorite Trainer Tip ‼️ Fake Out is a VGC staple that pressures your opponent with a flinch on the first turn. If you want to get tricky, you don't even need to use the move 🫣 Sometimes just the threat of a Fake Out forces a defensive reaction. #PokemonChampions

@JacquesPaught @chowitzer @Pokemon_Champs guy who lost to ambipom once:

@chowitzer @Pokemon_Champs So then BOTH players accomplish nothing in a turn? Sounds lame.

they're "vote blue no matter who"-ing about israel now

@KylosWeb3 @siggzmate @CryptoKolumbus @AMoneroHodler i get the feeling you still are

@siggzmate @CryptoKolumbus @AMoneroHodler Very clear, I was seven years old, I was the type to have an attack move in every spot ..

The year is 2002. Pokémon Silver has been out internationally for a year for everyone to enjoy. You boot it up on your GameBoy Colour. Today is the day you catch Lugia. But wait, something is different, why is he red? Must be a glitch in the game, Lugia is meant to be Blue. You dont want your game to corrupt and lose the data. You turn the GameBoy off without saving, so you can go back to Lugia and try again. Loe and behold, he's now blue. You're happy, you catch him with a Master Ball, you're not taking any chances, he's level 70, a beast in the late game. Years later, you learn of a thing called 'shinies' in the Pokéverse. You recall your interaction with a red Lugia and go to check what colour it is. It's red. Your heart sinks, you let it go, just because you thought it was 'a glitch'. Never to be caught on Pokémon Silver by yourself again.

@Washen_D I got so annoyed by it that I just bought a $30 capture card from amazon so I wouldn't have to use its built-in clip transfer anymore

@chumbosity best response yet lmao

bro i’ve jus been taking photos on my phone from my switch album how do i get my photos onto my phone or computer