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@IndianTechGuide His daily routine: Subhah Utho Gand Marwao So jao

🚨 There is no future for petrol and diesel vehicles; hydrogen and ethanol are highlighted as key fuels, says Nitin Gadkari.

@tarotdori yessssssss

🚨SON DAKİKA: Yarın sabah uyandığında telefonunu kontrol et — şimdiye kadar aldığın en güzel haberlerden birini alacaksın. Bu işareti görmezden gelme. “EVET” yazarak enerjiyi onayla. ✨

@quotetoponder 222

Karma is Real 🧿 On April 27,28,29 and 30 2026, the stars are aligning for your luckiest day ever. Put 222

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Yes

APRIL ENDS WITH A BIG WIN. APRIL ENDS WITH A BIG WIN. APRIL ENDS WITH A BIG WIN. APRIL ENDS WITH A BIG WIN. APRIL ENDS WITH A BIG WIN. AFFIRM "YES"

@barandbench Top things that have never happened

Supreme Court hears a matrimonial case: Husband: I don’t want a divorce. Court: divorce is filed by wife? On what grounds? Husband: cruelty and desertion. Court: false charge of adultery, you could not prove, that itself is ground for divorce. Wife is not asking for alimony? Husband: no Court: you should be happy. Are you a software engineer? Husband: now I am a freelancer. Court: everyone becomes unemployed after divorce proceedings are filed. Wife says she has resigned, husband will say he has given up his job, he has been thrown out on the complaint of the wife, something or the other. Now you have become freelancer. Court: did you prove adultery against her? Husband: no. Wife: I have solemnised a second marriage after divorce was granted by trial court and upheld by high court. Husband: please hear me for a moment. Court: pay 50 lakhs (to wife) [as permanent alimony] Husband: that is not even her demand. Court: no, we are saying that. Husband: may I make one more submission. We can explore custody of child through mediation. Court: dismissed.

@InvestorOfJAMMU What about the discovery of crude oil in Baliya, UP 😂?

What happened to the Huge Oil and Gas discovery near Andaman and Nicobar?? What happened to the Rare earth material discoveries in many states??

@IndexofGujarat Tu bana de

Why are builders in India not interested in such types of residential projects ?

@RedPoolhuyarr C type ke ghar bhi hote hai

Ghar se bhar niklo toh pta chlega C-type ka sirf charger ni hota....!

@tragicbirdapp Btw that phone was S23 ultra

@bhaveshb2005 🙆‍♂️ I'm very happy as an NRI to earn in dollars and spend in rupees, but deep down, I feel bad for my country

94 rs dollar is crazy. Wherever I calculate dollar in Indian rupees I subconsciously multiply it by 80 because in my mind I still think dollar is 80.

@SpiritualmartyO So you're in charge of this universe?

Someone is about to re-enter your life now till March 30th, Affirm 11:11

@historyinmemes Womp womp

Could modern jets match this level of mechanical elegance?

@mohitlaws Fake news btw

Russia recovered all its losses from the Russia–Ukraine war in less than 15 days. Putin is so back.

@lolnvmtho They are interested bro 🔊 dont loose hope

Wait, so texting every day doesn’t mean they’re actually interested?😭

Ready to Pounce!

@Priyaa_Purohit Jinn logo ne ye post like kiya Bhagwan aise logo se mere ko dur hi rakhe

@ogsigma007 @DarkNetflixDE Even spoilers can't spoil this show

@DarkNetflixDE Is it seriously good or do people just overhype it?

It’s December 1st. 8 years ago today, DARK premiered on Netflix.

@thehyce love you bro

Our time will come bro 💯

@MichaelAArouet Feeling sad for German Scientists of WW2