chwessel

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🚨 Let me tell you why this Goldman Sachs headline is the most dangerous one you'll read today.. Companies spent $450 billion on AI last year.. fired tens of thousands of people to "restructure around AI".. replaced entire departments with chatbots.. And Goldman Sachs just said it contributed basically zero to economic growth.. so where did the money go? > It went to Nvidia.. $130 billion in GPU sales.. Jensen is the only man on earth who got rich from AI that hasn't produced anything yet.. > It went to stock buybacks.. companies fired people, cut costs, reported "record profits" and bought back their own shares.. the money went UP not OUT.. Jesus! > It went to a bubble.. the same way crypto money went to Lamborghinis and not infrastructure.. AI money is going to valuations and not productivity.. here's the part that should terrify you.. They already fired the people.. Atlassian 1,600.. Meta 21,000.. Block 40%.. Amazon warehouses.. the jobs are already gone.. But the growth didn't come.. the productivity didn't come.. the revenue didn't come.. they burned the village to build a city that doesn't exist yet.. and Goldman Sachs just looked at the empty lot and said "there's nothing here"

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Ny episode ute om BLANK GW31 med @Joakiiiim

@JPettersen00 Vi capper Sørensen mot dette RBK-laget

💭 Tanker inn mot runde 2! SPAR BYTTET! Dette er et maratonprosjekt, å bruke bytte(r) nå er litt som å pisse i buksa for å holde seg varm. I Runde 2 skal nye spillere få poeng før det kommer en landslagspause hvor mye kan skje! Btw, Warneryd vs Fuglestad? #2fantasy #ESF

Legendary top five

You will live in the AI slop apartment. Your clothes washer will be under your kitchen sink. You have no dryer. There's wood paneling on the walls for some reason. You will smile at the candle that is burning 4 inches away from your 24 foot tall curtains. You pay $20,000/mo and can't access the stairs up to your shitty loft bedroom. There is no bathroom. You will be happy.

A single tear flows from Afroman's left cheek following a verdict in favour of Mr Joseph Edgar Foreman.

I am praying that day 3 of the Afroman defamation trial will bring us just as many clippable moments as day 2 😂

Eyyy!! På fredag fyller han Sentrum Scene etter en Nieu-start, men før det var Sivert Eimhjellen innom oss! Ball, Luksusfellen, humor, Morten Ramm-hjelp og personlige kriser :) Sjekk det ut da buddy!!

Happy 20th anniversary to the greatest St. Patrick’s Day video on the Internet.

fyr i 30-årene med automatisk stor bokstav skrudd av på mobilen

@Olakv @Joakiiiim Må nesten skrive norsk.

@chwessel @Joakiiiim Uten WC og kun TC og FH igjen. 6 spelara som blanka og 3 FT. Ken prioritera man å ta inn dinne runda når man skal kjøre FH33?

På torsdag spiller vi inn ny episode med @Joakiiiim Spørsmål?

@yavanikashah post-hangout analysis.

Hot take as a woman who actually has really wholesome female friendships: male friendships are kind of… insane. two men can hang out for 4 hours, say maybe 17 total words, share a bag of chips, send each other one stupid reel, and go home like “great catching up bro.” no emotional recap. no post-hangout analysis. no “did I say something weird when I laughed?” they can go 6 months without talking, then meet again and immediately pick up the exact same joke from 2017. women meanwhile will do a full psychological autopsy on a slightly delayed reply. I’m not even judging. I’m just observing a level of emotional minimalism that feels both deeply confusing and… kind of powerful.

Hvis du vil se på TV i kveld, så kanskje du skal se på et program som heter «Esben og Tore»? To stykker på inspirasjonstur. TV for deg med ro i ræva. tv.vg.no/video/356033?u…

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I’m da king of da highway

@OleMoen2 Selg summer til szobo

@chwessel Går inn helt uten Pool og har stor FOMO..

Synd jeg ikke får plass til mer Liverpool.

This is the hardest commercial I’ve ever seen

(me writing a letter to my lover from the trenches) there's like mud everywhere