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@Fuel13 @KCPawsy @rickygervais It doesn't fully rehydrate you

@KCPawsy @rickygervais You think that water doesn't hydrate and quench thirst?

Wasn’t hot enough so I’m having a little sauna. Discovered this amazing drink that hydrates your body and quenches your thirst at the same time. #Science

@InvertTheWing It's Spurs so they are treating avoiding relegation as a "success" and don't feel the need to apologize. I initially thought you were criticizing him for not congratulating the team on avoiding relegation. He hasn't. Both can be true

@ciant23 So I’m confused. It’s Spurs so he shouldn’t apologise, but he shouldn’t celebrate because it’s a Top 6 club? Contradiction.

Romero actually posted a story congratulating Belgrano, but absolutely nothing for Tottenham. Captain.

@InvertTheWing This is spurs

@ciant23 Exactly. A true captain would write a statement apologising, which he’s not done…

@SJohnsonSport Fofana, better driver than footballer

#CFC fans…if you could pick the first player you’d get rid of this summer, who would you choose? (And if you feel like it, explain why).

George Russell should be punished for throwing his headrest on the track. Dangerous #CanadaGP

@Arsenal Congrats again @PGMOL_FA

FULL-TIME ON A SPECIAL PREMIER LEAGUE SEASON ❤️

@FvdE @monsterenjoyer9 @WestHam The vocabulary of a vermin

@ciant23 @monsterenjoyer9 @WestHam Ain't me wading about in their own shit you stupid Dalit bumbaclart.

Half-time in East London.

@40_lifebegins @WestHam See this is my point

@ciant23 @WestHam Two words … software engineer 🤷‍♂️

Fofana is actually a better driver than footballer

@ChelseaFC He’s actually a better driver than footballer

🔴 Fofana's shown a second yellow card. We're down to ten. 🐈‍⬛ 2-1 🔵 [62] #CFC | #SUNCHE

@RoddyHenderson @rxtxrdedgenius @NepentheZ PL match center because it was an OG and they gave it to him

@ciant23 @rxtxrdedgenius @NepentheZ but wait who broke the record today 😉

GG to Bruno Fernandes. Setting a record that could stand for years.

@markgoldbridge @bethTmufc You’re a nonce

@bethTmufc What are you saying then? Because you've just answered your own tweet

Said it multiple times now, but a lot still don’t seem to realise it. When Mount gets consistent minutes, there’s no question about his quality. The problem is his relentlessly poor injury record, which kills his match rhythm.

@rxtxrdedgenius @NepentheZ Retard mentality

@ciant23 @NepentheZ Not even true… there are clips of Henry getting assists from set pieces that season. + who cares, assist is an assist

@cu_dyBiggz @BadBadboy099 @brfootball I never downplayed his season you retard lol and yep the numbers do speak for themselves like 20 open play assists vs like 11

@ciant23 @BadBadboy099 @brfootball Go cry some more😂, the numbers speak for itself no matter how much u whine.and he just gave you a goal since u wanna down play the season so much

BRUNO FERNANDES IS THE PREMIER LEAGUE'S NEW ASSIST KING 👑👏 He breaks the record for most assists in a single PL season with his 21st.

@Lynchy_RL @WestHam You’re a West Ham fan 😂

@ciant23 @WestHam You aren’t the brightest spark are ya mate.

@cu_dyBiggz @BadBadboy099 @brfootball Good thing you’re not talking out of yours or Bruno’s dick will fly out of it

@ciant23 @BadBadboy099 @brfootball I can tell you’ve never seen competitive play on a pitch. U just talking out your ass 😂😂😂

@ManUtd @B_Fernandes8

Outright. Without equal. On a level of his own. Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.

@FvdE @monsterenjoyer9 @WestHam Peasant

@ciant23 @monsterenjoyer9 @WestHam Stupid fucking Jeet.