Cindy B

@DocAtCDI @mariana057 A true love child

Happy Valentines day Friends

@mariana057 And a chef!

I've been told that I need professional help… So I'm looking for a Butler, a Maid and a nanny.

@DrNeilStone Sha-burn

I have a joke about ivermectin but it doesn't work

@DocAtCDI @mariana057 This made me fall down laughing summ(wh)ur!

Finally, my winter fat has gone! I now have spring rolls.

@DrNeilStone Sold!

Covid is harmless but doesn't exist but it is a DEADLY bioweapon tho just a cold for which the ONLY TREATMENT is ivermectin which is definitely not a worm pill it cures cancer too and DID YOU KNOW that vaccines are 1828% fatal when they give you turbo cancer. Buy my supplements.

@SindaFkinRella Jesus loves them. The rest of us think they're a$$holes.

To all the MAGA who are jumping ship now after YEARS of hate and cruelty: Jesus forgives. I do not.

@donwinslow Fiddler on the Roof

What is your ONE favorite movie of ALL TIME?

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes

@TansuYegen That’s psychological abuse

The easy way to convince your dog to take medicine…

@TheFigen_ The grinch puffing out smoke

Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see a plane, you're right-brained. What do you see?

@DocAtCDI Smirk 😏

Ever caught yourself wondering... How much does a Grecian earn? (Feel free to smirk.)

@Rainmaker1973 Where does it live?

Stentor, one of the largest known extant unicellular organisms.

@marklewismd Your post should be prefaced by a warning: ‘Do not read this while you have a mouthful of liquid’!

Porcelain gallbladder

@smc429 @GovPressOffice Unfortunately, not one of them is running again in 2026.

@GovPressOffice I don't fucking get it. They don't ask uncomfortable questions at hearings, they constantly vote across the aisle, they vote for people like Kushner and Noem, the censure our heroes and you know what? It's defeating, every time. That's why the red team come for us. We fold.

Pathetic. This isn’t a deal. It’s a surrender. Don’t bend the knee!

@joncoopertweets Is this a real photo? Where was he?

Caption this. #OvalOffice

@TimothyDSnyder This is staggering.

Elon Musk’s new pay package would feed all forty million Americans on SNAP for the next ten years. He wouldn’t notice the difference but the country would.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Realize that no single person can fulfill all of your needs. You must have other avenues (friends, family, travel, activities …) to meet your needs.

couples that have been together for 5+ years, whats your secret

@RpsAgainstTrump 🤞

Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.

@DocAtCDI 😹 Chef’s kiss 💋, Doc.

Woman goes to a gynecologist: Gynecologist: Have you ever had a checkup there? Woman: No, but I have had a few Hungarians #DocAfterDark

@PuppiesIover Gummy

You have to name him the last thing you ate