Cin

first time I touched biceps, I started seeing everything clearly and the world became beautiful

he’s 5 lexapro tall

Bored as shit who wanna come to my job and kill me

dating me is probably like having a migraine and a boner at the same time

you only get 782 chances with me i don't tolerate shit

Something about a grown man still being hungry for multiple women's attention just don't sit right with me.

nvm i wasted my time, where da hoes at

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

somebody pick my baby up from school i’m at the bar.

guy who speaks to you once a week at 11 pm: i literally think about you all the time

@bluewmist Coke Zero

Sober people (no alcohol, nicotine, drugs, etc ever), what is your end of day or weekend "wind-down"?

@PontiacMadeDDG And you still look good af

i gained 10 pounds 2 weeks & idgaf

@lisathebeauty1 You don’t

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible

@_omalichaa Leave him sis

How do y'all deal with a man that admits he's not affectionate or romantic

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??” BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

@Aduradara61049 It’s called they don’t really care if they lose you

Cheating on somebody you don’t wanna lose… with somebody you don’t even wanna keep is called what?

told the pharmacist at costco i had goodrx and she looked at me like i said i had a gun lmfao

Mr Beast would kill niggas if he could

And yes the diamonds are shining ✨