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@EricLDaugh What a complete bullshit show they are putting on.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump announces the US objectives in Iran are ON THE VERGE of being 100% fully met "Tonight I'm pleased to say that these core strategic objectives are nearing completion!" 🔥🔥🔥 "As we celebrate this progress, we think, especially of the 13 American warriors who have laid down in this fight to prevent children from ever having a place in nuclear Iran." "Twice this past month, I have traveled to Dover Air Force Base, and it's been something I wanted to be with those heroes as the return to American soil, and I was with them and their families, their parents, their wives." 🙏🏻

@NewMexicoVibes @rural_mtn_life Dry the petals and crush them up. Make tea. Your welcome.

@ciscovive @rural_mtn_life Those are coming up!

Have a great day from #NewMexico!

@MeachamDr Looking for a way to dump Melanania and Baron.

So why is Trump attending the SCOTUS hearing on birthright citizenship? It’s not like he’s going to understand any of the words being said.

@fusr2018 @highbrow_nobrow @georgegalloway Two words for lil Mikey. Quiet piggy.

@highbrow_nobrow @georgegalloway The weedy pig from Animal Farm

"We're not at war, we have no intention at being at war. The president and the DOD have made it very clear, this is a limited operation." - Mike Johnson says there’s no need to constrain Trump’s war powers since the U.S. isn’t actually at war. (Mar. 2026)

@highbrow_nobrow How many US soldiers and citizens have died from this no war? Over 20 so far) Him many billions of dollars have been wasted in this no war? (Over $200B) All on a gut feeling from Pvt. Bonespurs

@JamieBonkiewicz @MalcolmNance I’m making a bingo card for this. Betting I get a blackout on my card.

I’ll save you some time on the Iran address: • It’s Biden’s fault • 48 hours • Two weeks • Some incoherent gibberish • We’ve won • We are way ahead of schedule • It’s a little excursion • We have obliterated them • We’ve knocked out all their ships • I could open up the Strait of Hormuz • Go get your own oil • They gave us a present • NATO are cowards • Something about Nuclear weapons • Allies are useless • We need allies • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Fake news • DEMOCRATS • Obama • More gibberish • I know more than the generals • Greatest foreign policy ever Am I missing anything?

@BlueJock @Mollyploofkins I think he is looking at Pahlavi again. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.

@Mollyploofkins And replaced him with?

TRUMP: “Americans don’t care about $4.00 gas prices, they’re feeling a lot safer now that we got rid of that madman called Khamenei.”

@fine_robin11704 @Mollyploofkins Trump thinks he should be the one to install a new regime. Not the Iranian people. Gee? I wonder why?

@Mollyploofkins Wut? The supreme leader's SON is in charge now..more radical and no doubt GRIEVING the loss of his family , with nothing but vengeance on his mind. This was the dumbest move by Donald in quite some time. That's saying ALOT #DemsUnited #Republicans #Independents SAFE?? Nope 🙈

@BraddrofliT Dept of Butcher. Dept of Baker. Dept of Candlestick Maker The world economy is getting butchered. Everybody in the Exec branch is baked. And the dept of energy is contemplating a cheaper form of energy.

What are the 3 branches of government? WRONG answers only please.

@bp353404 @OmeyDaHomey @atrupar I hope you like $8/gal frgular gas. It will take years to rebuild the terminal and the bill will go to the US govt. But that’s your answer to everything.

@OmeyDaHomey @atrupar “Bomb the shit out of everything” 🤷‍♂️

Rep. Rich McCormick: "We were horrible in Vietnam until we did Rolling Thunder One and Rolling Thunder Two, and then we won. As soon as we do half-measures, we lose. The faster we get this over the better. If we seize Kharg Island, it's technically boots on the ground. It could be done almost flawlessly. If we have enough firepower, it would be very easy to defend."

@atrupar Dumbass. Vietnam was not a win. You are too young to understand that reality, obviously.

@Milajoy I believe trump was too stupid to properly assess and handle the Covid virus. And so were his synchophants in the Executive branch.

I believe COVID was released ON PURPOSE to stop Trump. What do you believe?

@JL8266716737414 @Geniustechw Is that why he sleep thru cabinet meetings?

@Geniustechw It’s called the French Floss. Everyone is doing it. You’d do it too if Melania was in the tub. Give the guy a break. Most guys his age are spitting up in assisted Living and this G busting a nut 24/7. You go Donald.

What’s a good name for the little dance that Trump does?

@Geniustechw The double fisted jerk off.

@NoneOfY29794282 @Breaking911 Because they have to. Seniors are getting screwed.

@Breaking911 You know who's filling that gap? Seniors

Speaker Johnson on President Trump's tax cut: "For the average American who [makes tips], that's about $1,300 more in their pocket... this is real money for real people."

@herotimeszero Is Lugnut referring to the age of golden showers?

These meetings will be studied for years. Grown men turned into pets by Trump, and their own greed and cowardliness. It's almost impossible to believe that humans can degrade themselves this much. When I see this, assuming I'm done throwing up, I'm ashamed to be a human.

@bunneandacarrot @historyinmemes It’s called mnemonic recall. Relate an image to the pattern. Bat ball ball bat for letter B.

@ciscovive @historyinmemes I learned from my grandfather - an eagle scout. A is ._ apple and stem. Is this how you learned? I don't remember the name of the method. Do you?

In 1966, a U.S. Navy pilot secretly blinked the word “TORTURE” in Morse code while being coerced into claiming he was fine.

@ericwilliams145 @LePapillonBlu2 That’s 78% disapproval rating.

@ciscovive @LePapillonBlu2 Ya, that sounds like a believable number of Trump supporters right there now.

Trump’s approval is at 36 percent, who the fuck are these people?

@SpencerHakimian Who cares? Let them FAFO and lose everything.

🚨BREAKING: A MASSIVE FIGHT HAS BROKEN OUT BETWEEN LAURA LOOMER AND LINDSEY GRAHAM

@DaveWhapham @middleageriot Wish she was not my district rep. So embarassing. And she still hasn’t passed any meaningful legislation.

@middleageriot This women is living her best life. I have no judgment there. I just wish she wasn't doing it on the tax payer dime.

According to a rumor I just started, Lauren Boebert is quitting Congress to spend more time with her son's parole officer.