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My 3-year-old has just been talking all about the famous cartoon character Spongebutt Squirtpants and that's it, I'm done.

@PardonMyMess @AKCarlson2 @JuliPCpatriot @VisuWell Find me the "decent human beings" who support a grown man going out of his way to tease a teenager about this. By definition, you will fail.

.@malosilima These advertising algorithms are getting a little too canny...

@JoelMacManus Regardless, it's immoral.

Breaking: Tramways Union is seeking an urgent injunction against NZ Bus, claiming its lockout of Wellington bus drivers is unlawful.

@LouDxx My partner has had three, similarly an emergency one first up. But they highly, highly recommended scheduled C-section after that, because they said she'd probably end up having to have emergencies anyway. So not really "elective". Mut much, much easier all round than the first.

Apparently it’s c-section awareness month. Do you know someone who’s had a c-section? I’ve had two. One emergency and one elective. Fuunnn.

@NewstalkZB NZ: Fuck off Nigel.

Nigel Farage: NZ has sold its soul to China bit.ly/3axGO86

@cjsbishop @NZNationalParty Gee, with all your amazing foresight and brilliant ideas, I wonder why you're still so tremendously unpopular??

“The Government will move to a new risk-based approach for overseas arrivals that will see passengers on higher-risk flights kept together for their MIQ stay, the Herald understands.” @NZNationalParty has been calling for this since January! nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/co…

@davidfarrier "NOW LEMME TELL YA, JA-CIN-DA AR-DERN...THIS I WHATCHA GONNA GET FOR MAINTAINING NORMALISED DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH A REGIONAL SUPERPOWER...OHHH YEEEAHHH!!" #savaged

@pointoforder (Although that offer was from some outfit called 'the Wellington Greater Regional Council' 🤣)

@pointoforder I'd seen it somewhere but wasn't certain of the source, but apparently so: "The petition urges Next Capital...to take up the Wellington Greater Regional Council’s offer of additional funding to top up driver pay," And yep, extremely shit behaviour. stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/…

The greater Wellington regional council isn’t mandated for economic development, it keeps a portion of the economic development rate it collects on behalf of the region... so why not stop that activity snd put it in the bus contract funding pot? There’s half a million.

@auchmill "Just a moment..."

Pondering the interview question "Where do you see your career heading in the future?" Is "I have no f*cking idea" a legit response?

@Megapope Yes.

Maybe make a downpayment on a 3bdrm house in Auckland?

@bewarethefish Past their bedtime.

@mather_joy @JoelMacManus Hopefully all of them.

@JoelMacManus I wonder how many cars will get sideswiped or towed when busses cannot pass.

Parking on footpaths has been banned in Wellington after a council decision. Footpath parking is an offence, but hasn’t been enforced in much of the city since 2005 stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/…

@MySportingVoice @dpfdpf #everythingidontlikeisCOMMUNISM

@dpfdpf It’s communism without stealth. using words like centralisation and cancelling free speech. It’s becoming tougher to want to live here.

Did you know that Labour is proposing that speech crimes will carry a larger maximum sentence than rioting, assaulting a child and providing explosives to commit a crime?

@TaxpayersUnion You're introducing a flash new graphic that highlights your own spectacular lack of influence? #weirdflexbutok

Introducing our official 'TOLD YOU SO' stamp. We'll be using this whenever taxpayer money is wasted after we told you so.

And Jordan's Prefects Club continues to go above and beyond in their mission to remain perpetually adolescent and ineffectual.

@chamfy When they call your name you walk to the box and if you take a seat without either lawyer saying 'challenge', you're in. I was called first, got to the box, thought sweet, I'm in, and started shuffling down to the end. Got challenged halfway 😢. Should've sat in the first seat!

Have you done jury duty