StayOutOfTheWater

@BINIT1952 My friend is experiencing mouldy bread for the first time. Her teenage sons have left home

The naivety of youth! Warm weather, high humidity, MOULD. Mould has been around for a billion years or so. Mouldy bread from every source has been an issue for the 60 years I've been buying it and that preceded supermarkets. My experience is neither unique nor comprehensive.

@SimeonBrownMP A couple of learners I know are waiting for the change before applying to sit their tests

Michael Wood put out a press release this afternoon stating “The Government is making it cheaper for Kiwis to get their driver licence” - however the reality is for learners and restricted tests the fees are going up. Michael Woods Maths.

@cjsbishop Numbers like that of people not in houses and you want to open up immigration. Where are they supposed to sleep?

This article neatly summarises, by way of outrageous vignettes, why we have some of the world’s most unaffordable housing, appallingly high rents, 20,000 plus families in severe and urgent need of housing who can’t get it, and 3000 families in motels. stuff.co.nz/national/polit…

@farmgeek @MandyHager Another wishlist item. No plan

As an atheist the holiday doesn’t have any spiritual meaning for me, but workers have so few mandates days away from work as it is. Luxon’s professed christian principles are shown to be quite flexible yet again.

@SimeonBrownMP I think Auckland might be a terrible place to be . Everyone tries to leave whenever they possibly can

Unbelievable. People leaving Akld for Easter are being held up by stop/go traffic management causing significant congestion. Labour has failed to finish the Puhoi - Warkworth motorway on time and now Aklders are being punished with congestion for Easter. nzherald.co.nz/nz/easter-long…

@NZNationalParty This is not a plan. Its a wishlist

A National government will fix inflation and build a stronger economy for New Zealand.

The cost-of-living just keeps climbing under Labour. Someone with an average mortgage of around $400,000 will pay $300 per week more in interest if they fix their mortgage now, compared with 18 months ago. That is crippling. Check the thread for our plan.

@TonyStuart55 Just what are you threatening to do?

If Eliana Rubashkyn is NOT prosecuted for her pre-meditated common assault on Posie Parker, election candidates this year will need to carry lots of changes of clothing, because attacks on them with substances will have been legitimised. Are we ready for that New Zealand?

@DevinMynett I am glad she's gone too. We have enough homegrown shitestirrers without FIFO imports . Now i just need Twitter to reset my algorithm

Well one thing, I'm glad Rosie Parker has gone, and I'm not commenting on her again as the UK has proven, in the last 24 hours, how broken they are and how they still think they rule over Australia and Aotearoa. They still have a colonialism mindset. My feed is full of Stazi.

@five15design @NZNationalParty With teachers so unhappy with the government, you would expect National would have made more effort to come up with a policy and press announcement that didn't insult them

There are roughly 65,000 teachers… Or to put it bluntly about 11% of how many voted for @NZNationalParty at the last election, or just shy 87% TOTAL votes for NZ First. Good luck getting these votes in 2023 you hateful idiots.

@MariaSherwood2 We could just turn up and treat her like another Cuba dupa comedy act

Is Wellington planning a protest? I need to spread it around.

@mikeythenurse I've tried watching her channel. She's not very articulate and to be frank I got bored waiting for her to clearly say what she is protesting about.

@vebatevic Standard practice on Contiki Europe tours

@greeniememes @exfundyfeminist How about a few positive messages towards our own people to really show who we stand with

painting a bunch of signs for the anti transphobia / pro trans protest on saturday cos i'm stuck inside, drop ur best sign slogans below 👇

@Suzyiam @rlmrdl I'm just loving the silence

@rlmrdl Well it was a bit of an uninformed tweet, because as yet, as you imply, there are many contenders for the title of NZ's biggest plonker. I was meaning Luxon is that comment, but really it could have applied to many.

How's NZ's biggest plonker getting on? Still out their spreading or has he finally gone home?

@melulater He should take that up with his father

Just saw a banner on the NZ Herald app saying Max Key says growing up as the son of the Prime Minister was he'll and sometimes he hated his dad. I'm so not clicking on that, because we really don't need that information.

@SamSachdevaNZ "The rule is: jam tomorrow and jam yesterday but never jam today"

These constant references to "bread and butter issues" from the Government are going to turn me into a coeliac... Come up with a new line! Please, I cannot hear this 100 more times between now and the election

@LI_politico Very expensive in the supermarket. Maybe I'll get some in my very first wonky box order this week

@BasicBishopNZ I changed to kiwibank last time National was govt because they were making noises to sell it and now I can legitimately object when they try

People that don’t like “Aussie banks” do you bank with kiwibank? And if not why not? What is holding it back?

@NbrewerNeil Like Aotearoa New Zealand, so you know where you live?

@JudithCollinsMP The inability of the health system to respond effectively to the global pandemic is all the proof you should need

Remind me again, who thought it a good idea to restructure a health system during a global pandemic?