Electrifier 🌴

@UnkleAyo That's a very selfish thing to say... But I concur!

What a guy. Kai. Whatever depression that's funding his talent, I hope he never heals. 🙏 🧎💜

We now understand why he left Abuja to Abia for Nnamdi Kanu’s protest. Sowere 😂😂

We are trilled to announce that You can now subscribe to EigenWatch using USDC on @base Onchain payments for onchain infrastructure.

I watched a senior dev move his hand from the keyboard to the mouse. He clicked "File," then "Save." The entire motion took 1.4 seconds. I tapped on his shoulder. I asked if he was allergic to efficiency or just enjoyed the scenic route. He looked confused and said he was just saving his code. I told him that 'Ctrl+S' takes 0.2 seconds. Over a year, his mouse usage costs the company three days of development time. He said it was muscle memory. I told him his muscles were bad at math. I unplugged his mouse and locked it in my drawer.

@NwanzeIsaac @mr_orero Freedom of speech

@mr_orero I Dey fear to talk am

third time you’re singing this song big bro

@HarunMbaabu 🤣

"your_script.sh"

We didn’t just attend the Enugu Tech Fest, our media crew asked people about their experiences! Here’s what they had to say👇🎙️ Pro Tip: 0:25 - 1:00 is the best part🙂‍↔️ Shot by the @inblockchainHQ team 🚀🧨

@o_gonna_ VDM already in his lab, cooking

Like clockwork

@emmathebabs Stay curious

Whenever I'm deep in thought, I tend to randomly research stuff. Today, I finally looked into the origin of Nigeria's infamous 419 slang... and wow, I had no idea it referred to a section in the Nigerian Criminal Code! 🤯😂💔🥲

There’s an Olympiad going on in the S/E rn, I’ve not seen one blogger post it but if its Carter Efe and Portable you will see them there It’s time to shaming these fucks for always promoting degeneracy

@o_gonna_ Congratulations Og 👏🔥

“And when you least expect, one will come” He said. Thank you Jesus

@avg_engineer_ @cyber_molecule @rodarmor Allow him cook

@cyber_molecule @rodarmor How? It has to be unique!

exposing UUIDs to users is a clear sign of bad taste

@babaiyaeeyan @lovin_a_shay @Letter_to_Jack Really? Has it been this way since birth?

@lovin_a_shay @Letter_to_Jack Some take only flavoured water. I know someone who’s going to land in the hospital if she drinks water

There is a popular Nigerian man who has not tasted water in the last 30 years and he is of the sharpest mind. Guess who?

This is the story of an AVS team that was doing everything right. Regular check-ins. Spreadsheet tracking. Manual reviews every week. But here's the thing, incidents kept happening. Missed attestations. Unexpected downtime.

@theniyifagbemi This is 🔥

Argungu Fishing Festival Shot by me

@UgwumsinachiNn1 @imran_services You're tipsy Check again

@imran_services I know very well that I am not tipsy. The figures in the tweet are confusing my brain.

Carpenter quoted client ₦6,000,000 for wood. Client joined my live program and sent the wood quantities for verification. Actual wood cost: ₦16,750,000 😳 (No workmanship included yet) When asked about workmanship, he said “Don’t worry about that yet.” Some artisans dey inflate or confuse clients. Always verify before you transfer money 💯🏗️

LOL!

It's a Monday and it's the start of a New Week! As the Chinese proverb goes, you're not late if you start now!! Have an amazing new week GIDAns, achieve a goal this week!!

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