Christopher Cerda

@SimulatedSteve1 @modernhistory Largely genetics.

@modernhistory This is the most muscular ass and legs I have seen in a long while and she should be proud of herself. This is not easy!

Legendary gymnast Katelyn Ohashi and her performance that turned the scoring system upside down:

@RealEmirHan I never considered whatever she's doing as dancing.

In Pulp Fiction, Uma Thurman was really afraid of doing this scene. “I was more afraid of the dancing than almost anything because I was insecure.” “Being big and awkward and still quite young then. But once I started dancing I didn’t wanna stop.”

@Kirsten_Tanis1 Wow, appreciate your detailed attention!

Bears 2026 schedule has the 2nd best net rest differential since 2002. That’s the cumulative sum of a team's rest advantage or disadvantage in days compared to their opponents throughout a season. While Bears play some short weeks, so do their opponents. And they play no teams coming off a bye weeks. The projected SOS may be difficult, but the rest advantage, 3rd lowest travel miles & 9 home games should help. The bye week is also in Week 10, which is better than the two previous seasons (Weeks 5 & 7). Team with later bye weeks tend to do better in the playoffs.

@BigEasyConserv @NikkiFried All the Champs come from the Big 10 now. Easy decision.

@NikkiFried You really think a talented player will turn down NIL millions and have a chance to play for a National Championship over this You people are smoking potent drugs

Crumbling the SEC would be one hell of a message!

@ok6ixx I returned a wallet I had found in 1982 or 83. Guy was dining with his family and was genuinely surprised and grateful. Villa Park, IL, USA.

I Lost my wallet in Tokyo. Like completely lost it. I had all my cards, my cash, everything. I was freaking out. Went back to every place I'd been that day. Nothing. Went to the police station to file a report, not expecting anything. The officer asked for my name and address where I was staying. Went to check the lost and found. I came back with my wallet. Everything is still in it. All the cash, all the cards, even receipts I didn't care about. I was shocked. Asked where it was found. He checked the report and said "Family Mart, Shibuya. Turned in by an employee 20 minutes after you left." I went back to that Family Mart to thank whoever found it. The employee who turned it in wasn't there, but his coworker said he'll pass along the message. I asked what the person's name was so I could come back. The coworker looked confused and said "he doesn't need thanks. It is normal to return a wallet." Like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Of course you return a lost wallet. Why wouldn't you? I'd been living in the US too long, I guess. Forgot that some places, doing the right thing is just... normal.

@Kirsten_Tanis1 I'm confused.

THREE STRAIGHT WALK-OFFS FOR THE CUBS!!! With a walk-off WALK???? BWA HA HA HA CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 😤😤😤🐻⚾️

@courtney883 @TheWienerCircle Damn, I miss Chicago!

Perfect as always @TheWienerCircle 🌭

@marcuslemonis Why ask? You stirring the pot?

Should companies stop advertising with Jimmy Kimmel ? Yes or No

@SpencerHakimian Inappropriate levity.

What is the first thing you notice? You can’t unsee it.

@marcuslemonis You're a smart guy. You know Texas started all of this.

Does this mean Virginia is now gonna be anti-business, anti-democracy? No Party should do this.. This is just bad form and setting a terrible example for young people by telling them that if they don’t like the game just change the rules? this applies to everybody U2 Florida.

@ThoNg676733 God bless Phil Collins! Incredible talent!

Against All Odds (Take a Look At Me Now) - the piano ballad that silenced Wembley Stadium. At Live Aid 1985, PHIL COLLINS delivered one of the most emotional moments of the entire day. Such an iconic performance!

@illtoarizona @courtney883 It's never been explained effectively. I say, yes, it shortens the back up of cars, but doesn't "more efficiently" get cars through the bottle-neck.

@courtney883 Wrong. Zipper merge is most effective at moving traffic faster. Ask any highway or traffic engineer.

If you see a lane is closed (and there are plenty in Chicago right now) why wait until the last second to merge? Move over early, would solve a lot of traffic jams.

@Kirsten_Tanis1 I think that triple play against them in spring training foretold of the lack of focus and discipline of this 2026 team. It's gonna be a long season.

With tonight’s expected loss to the Phillies, Cubs will have dropped the first game of each series 5 times out of 6 series. Only series that opened with a W was vs. the Angels. Very tough to win series when you drop the first game. Playing from behind in so many games & series is troubling

@danielsgoldman Let's hope the newly elected candidate isn't just an Orban puppet. Time will tell.

Hungary chose democracy over authoritarianism. Our turn in November.

@Scoobyinspace @danielsgoldman My goodness, what took you so long to post?

@gummibear737 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Isn't it funny how those of us that never identified as MAGA, and were never hardcore loyalists, are still with Trump? We've agreed with him, criticized him, but we were always honest about what we thought And unless you suffer from TDS, he's been an objectively excellent President overall I might regret saying this tomorrow, but that's my honest assessment of his overall performance today

@Cubs @NationalPro Aaaaaand......they're losing the game.

YES, SHOTA.

@CubsZone No one yet, sadly.

Who’s your favorite player on the 2026 Cubs?

@Cubs 2

on a scale of 1-10, how happy are you rn? ☺️

@JJWatt The credit card processor makes more money when you spend more - so they preset the higher percentages! Don't fall for it!

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?