carol

@cjnowlen Lmao I am definitely effecting your algorithm. Soon you’ll be able to weigh in on gay discourse

Everybody wants to complain about how expensive fire island is, but nobody wants to be a gay pioneer and shake ass in Galveston, TX

@dunkin_nyc I can only imagine the shenanigans. The debauchery.

@cjnowlen We were two divas out on the town

Binkie check with sis

@dunkin_nyc I love this so much

He definitely was ready for this.

Kid just SMOKED a CNN reporter outside of Artemis II launch: CNN: "Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history? Kid: "We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!" 🤣

Safety first!

Auburn student casually draining a 90-foot putt for a whole new car is insane 😭

@datadawg Hope I just followed the right person

Just signed up for Strava - and I know it HATED to see me registering for an account

@theyoungestutke @evornithology @MSBbirds I think you've failed to consider the horseshoe crab 😂

@evornithology @MSBbirds I think it’s possible hummingbirds are the most advanced and perfect life form on earth

Well this is fcking crazy. Work from @MSBbirds and others found that Black Metaltail hummingbirds can drop their body temperature down to 3 °C (37 °F) during torpor. 🤯 Turns out birds aren't warm-blooded after all! royalsocietypublishing.org/rsbl/article/1… 📷 Steve Juhasz

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10

This is Bailey. He wants to be picked up and put on the bed. Could just jump, but prefers this method. 12/10 (TT: screamingbailey8)

This gold medal was brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue

“Let’s have a nice relaxing Sunday morning” Me in the living room at 6 AM getting ready for USA-Canada

The Americans and Canadians are battling for a gold medal on Sunday and there’s complaining about being awake at 8 AM? Alarm is already set for Sunday. This is a non-negotiable. Start the coffee pot, click on the toaster and buckle in. For gold.

@dunkin_nyc 10/10 tweet honestly

Medical intake forms be like: When’s your birthday? How much do you weigh? Do you consent to your information being shared? Do you accept indentured servitude if your insurance isn’t in network? Do you love this shit? Are you high you right now?

shoutout situationships

This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy