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ClaireBear🐻

ClaireBear🐻

@clairedarlison

Snooker loopy zombie mummy. Mortgage & Protection Adviser.

Leeds, West Yorkshire Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Mark Allen
Mark Allen@pistol147·
Not to be at this years world championships but always a pleasure to share the table with one of the all time greats. Thanks to my sponsors Omin Cues, Liberwin and @32red for their continued support. Good luck to the remaining 8 players for the rest of the event
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ClaireBear🐻
ClaireBear🐻@clairedarlison·
@Gee_McK Box office doesn't open till 10am. I thought some knowledgeable people may know my chances. I have tickets for afternoon and evening, and 2 sick children at home. Gutted.
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ClaireBear🐻@clairedarlison·
@RishiPersad1 I was watching on my phone from my sick child's bedroom floor and couldn't believe what I was witnessing 😃😃😃
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Rishi Persad
Rishi Persad@RishiPersad1·
If any snooker fans out there are not watching what is going on at The Crucible right now, then please switch on whichever way you can!
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Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth
Lucy Nichol / Lucy Roth@LucyENichol·
I have the most gorgeous little country park / bridleway on my doorstep - perfect for a run. Beautiful. Every time I go I have at least three flashes in my mind of being stabbed or pulled into the woodland and am suspicious of any bloke walking alone. This is the norm isn’t it?
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Paul Cox
Paul Cox@PaulCoxComedy·
According to the Met Office April has been ‘warmer than average’ Is everyone at the Met Office pissed? Warmer than what average? The average temperature of a polar bears ball bag?
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VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
I’ve said “good for the garden” and “nice weather for ducks” far too many times this month. It’s getting silly. In actual fact my garden is flooded and even the ducks look like they’ve had enough. Anyway, I look forward to complaining about it being too hot and dry this summer.
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ClaireBear🐻@clairedarlison·
So happy Higgins is through 😃🤩😊👏🙌
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ClaireBear🐻@clairedarlison·
😖😵‍💫😮‍💨 Are my current top 3! Not sure I like the thought of them being my favourites 🤪😘😆
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Guide Dog Ava
Guide Dog Ava@GuideDogAva·
I’m here to announce for International Guide Dog Day I’m running for office & plan to unseat @Number10cat 😆 My first act as PawMinister would be to end access refusals for all assistance dogs! Today I helped hand in a petition on this very issue 🦮⬇️ guidedogs.org.uk/how-you-can-he…
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VeryBritishProblems
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish·
Things British people simply have to mention when they see it, often prefixed with “ooh, look!” -Cow -Horse -Sheep/lambs -Dog (especially if particularly small or large) -A big bee -Train -Rainbow -Helicopter -Plane -Heavy traffic on the other side of the motorway -The sea -Sunshine -Lightning -Snow -Fox -Squirrel -When their pet does a big stretch -Yellow car -Haircut -For Sale sign on a neighbour’s house -The first raindrop when eating outside -Particularly big queue -Hearse -New houses being built -Castle
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