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If my dick is up, why am I down ?

if anyone was thinking about getting a TSN subscription don’t! 3 hockey games on and none available in my region. It’s crazy to have blackouts when you pay for a subscription. Do better. @TSN_Sports

(Trying to get my girlfriend interested in football) That guy with the ball is likeHello Kitty (guy who i said was hello kitty suffers the most traumatic head injury I have ever seen) some times hello kitty gets sleepy mode

Not my 20 y/o gf stealing my hoodie then googling wu-tang to see if it’s something she can wear in public

“Brock Purdy is being a huge pussy” -me, 7 beers deep eating bagel bites on my couch

My new girl way outta my league thanks Pete Davidson

crazy how dudes can hold back tears for a lifetime but cum in 30 seconds

sluttiest thing a man can do is love and cherish his cat

this user needs head ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲.

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

i hope this is inspiring to some of u

Vegetarian pussy hits different

Respect Women

Windows 95 launch in 1995

this is my favorite pokedex entry

me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

Front page Reddit post today: “I found my dad’s PlayStation from when he was a kid.”

fat boys eat pussy cause we houngry

sorry, the fidget rings stay on during sex