Clemente

When a crypto trader cheats on you

@hillery_dan Banger

Your FIAT is Useless 1) On-Chain Bitcoin - The capitulation handoff 2) Strategy Preferred - Relative value trades and volume growth 3) NYC Real-estate Died Five Times - The long arc over time 4) Insurance Companies Buying Preferred's - Float into preferred equity and Buffet on convertible prefs 5) The AI Cyborg Brain - Building a second mind

@charlay @clemente @XHandles They were trying to charge me $10k for it lol

@clementetv_ you could probably request @clemente through @XHandles lol

New username who dis For the last 4 years I've been telling people my username is chilearmy123 and gotten confused looks back every time From now on it's Clementetv_ On IG & X (Everything else was taken)

@avalanchexbt It was taken 💀

@clementetv_ Clemente_TV easier to read but it’s just me

@emilios_eth Thank you! No I uploaded the version with that typo unfortunately lol

@Chilearmy123 Prod quality is becoming just too good clip after clip also Kumenti, was it stealth marketing or sth?

When a crypto trader cheats on you

@miggymello 😭😭

@Chilearmy123 Kumenti is low key a really good actor

@fitzyOG I fixed the spelling but then uploaded the wrong version 🤦‍♂️

@Chilearmy123 Forget about Steve…who’s Kumenti?! 😳

When you hit your usage limit on Claude

I DEMAND A REFUND @AnthropicAI

I think @piovincenzo_ is one of the most creative people in crypto Unfortunately for him, he’s also an Unc So he gets no flowers

@CookerFlips 😂😂

Why is @Chilearmy123 on my FYP 😭😭😭

This was our best-performing sketch across all platforms - 2.9m views on IG - 1m+ views across TikTok, YouTube, & X - Front page on Wall Street Bets Reddit And a response from the actor that played the “quant” in the original movie 😂 Super grateful for the support, & excited to keep rolling these out in the future 🫡

This is one of the most successful creative videos we've ever made It's performed well on every platform and even got picked up by Reddit This will be a huge focus for us through 2026 and onward Excited to keep making these and to get much better The sky is *truly* the limit

@depressivehacks @piovincenzo_ Thank you! Appreciate the shoutout and support as always 🫡🫶

The BoDoggos lads, @Chilearmy123 and @piovincenzo_, posted this to Instagram. Not only did it absolutely blow up, but the guy who plays the quant in the actual movie "The Big Short" commented and said he related to Juan (Clemente's character). This also reached even more people since @moonpay was mentioned and reposted it on their socials, which have been going nuts outside of Twitter (shoutout @victoriazmei!) This is the kind of stuff we as an industry need to be doing if we ever want our reputation to improve with the average person out there who isn't knee-deep in emerging technology. Bravo, lads. 🤝

If The Big Short was made in 2026

@memespaymyrent Let’s go!!! Congrats that’s sick

Got my first banger vid on insta 😌 Never stop posting

@kai_xbt Why does Rasmr remind me of myself when I was in math class and my teacher was explaining algebra to me 😂

Pio reveals the real reason why Saylor sold 32 Bitcoin "People ask why he sold the 32 Bitcoin, and it's two reasons. They want S&P inclusion, and they want a better rating from the agencies that rate these preferred equities. Right now their rating is junk, the agencies are literally writing the Bitcoin to zero, not recognizing it as an asset." "This sounds insane but go try it. If you have 5 million dollars of real Bitcoin on chain and you walk into a bank for a mortgage loan and offer it as collateral, they go, so that's zero. I'm not kidding. But if you hold IBIT, the Bitcoin ETF, that's totally fine, because it's just an equity." "The S&P gatekeepers specifically said that because Saylor had demonstrated he'd never sell any Bitcoin, they couldn't view it as a viable part of his balance sheet. So he needs to show he can pay the dividend with Bitcoin if he has to. Once stretch gets a AAA rating, do you know how much capital a thing paying 11% is going to attract?"

@MoreThenMilk 😂😂 that’s awesome!

my 2 universes just collided saw @Chilearmy123's video on my tik-tok fyp please, algo, more such glitches