Andreas Clenow

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Andreas Clenow

Andreas Clenow

@clenow

Novelist, entrepreneur, hedge funder and chief investment officer.

Zurich, Switzerland Katılım Kasım 2011
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Andreas Clenow
Andreas Clenow@clenow·
@coffeebreak_YT @AltcoinDaily I don't have the patience to call out crypto scammers anymore. Crypto has been a scam from the start and will remain a scam. Anyone who can't see it by now can't be helped.
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Altcoin Daily
Altcoin Daily@AltcoinDaily·
JUST IN: Coffeezilla publishes video taking on Bitcoin believer Michael Saylor & Strategy's $STRC. Coffee says Saylor's STRC preferred-stock pitch is too simple & the risks are not properly explained. "It's been compared to the iPhone. It's been compared to a Ponzi scheme." "You put in your money. They say they're going to yield about 11.5% per year. That's basically double digit returns which is just mind-blowing" "What is the problem with that? Well ultimately... the company has no obligation to pay you back. Why haven't people realized this?" "My entire problem is that they're leading people like a pied piper with this kind of ludicrous idea. Their pitch is of a money market and a bank - When that's just not what this is. This is a snowball of yield."
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Coffeezilla@coffeebreak_YT·
@AdamBLiv Are the higher standards in the room with us right now?
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Sandeep Rao - SEBI Reg. RA🖖
Andreas Clenow (@clenow) has seen markets from a very different lens - from the underground computer world of the 1980s to managing nine-figure capital today. In the 6th episode of In The Money by Zerodha Podcast, we explore how his thinking has evolved over time and why he believes much of the managed futures space has now become commoditized. We get into some interesting questions - what really separates trend following from equity momentum, why simple systems often work better than complex ones, and what it actually takes to survive phases like 2008. He also shares why looking at a portfolio as a whole matters more than focusing on individual trades, and why programming is becoming essential for anyone serious about trading today. This one is less about textbook ideas and more about how things actually play out in the real world. If you’re curious about systematic trading and how professionals think about it, this conversation will stay with you. Podcast link → youtu.be/oUKqTaSe9oQ
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Crushin it@MySmjs5879·
@clenow @kevinxu I watched him do it the first time on reddit. Never paid a dime. Id imagine he wont ask now either. He doesn't need my or your $10/ month
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Goshawk Trades
Goshawk Trades@GoshawkTrades·
Underrated book by Robert Carver.
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Andreas Clenow@clenow·
@Mayhem4Markets Real currencies are ultimately back by violence. Countries have taxation power. If you don't pay, someone with a gun will lock you up.
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Markets & Mayhem@Mayhem4Markets·
Rumor: the dollar isn't backed by anything Reality:
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Andreas Clenow@clenow·
@investingidiocy Modern car keys are weird. Once the battery was out on my fob, so for the first time I clicked out the physical key at the side of the fob. Yeah, using the physical key opened the door but set off the alarm. Thanks @BMW .
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Rob Carver
Rob Carver@investingidiocy·
Sign up to my course to learn how you too can get an annualised SR ~ 15
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Andreas Clenow@clenow·
@PeterSchiff @MerlijnTrader Desperation. He's in way over his head and need to get fresh suckers into his pump and dump. Hard to tell if he's dumb, dishonest or just on a weird drug drip.
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Merlijn The Trader
Merlijn The Trader@MerlijnTrader·
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Michael Saylor says Saudi Arabia’s $3T sovereign wealth fund should buy Bitcoin at scale, calling it a way to “1000x your money.” Whether you agree or not… Bitcoin isn’t just retail or institutions anymore. It’s entering state-level strategy debates.
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George Noble
George Noble@gnoble79·
$TSLA is the biggest bubble in stock market history with a market cap of $1.6T. Never before has a single stock been so overpriced at such a scale. $TSLA auto sales are in free fall and will decline double digits in 2026. Next year will be the third consecutive year of declining unit sales. There will be no robotaxis for many years as approval takes years and $TSLA has not even filed the necessary applications. $TSLA just admitted to the California DMV, “The currently enabled Autopilot and Full Self-Driving features require active driver supervision and do not make the vehicle autonomous.” They will sell zero robots in 2026. The competition is way ahead. The share price is sustained only by the lies of @elonmusk Earnings estimates continue to collapse. Estimates for 2025 have gone from $8 to 1.65 yet the share price has more than doubled from the April 2025 lows. I expect the share price to ultimately converge with the decline in profits. Pent up selling (for tax purposes), the failure to launch paid robotaxis and the announcement of horrendous 4q deliveries may well cause the stock to crater early in the new year. Fair value is perhaps $50. The emperor is wearing no clothes. Look out below. @GordonJohnson19 @BradMunchen @TommyThornton @MichaelMOTTCM @zerohedge @doomerzoomer @unusual_whales @maggielake @adamtaggart @JulianMI2 @JackFarley96 @DarioCpx
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This isn’t widely understood, & if accurate, matters. Musk said $TSLA would have 500 robotaxis operating in Austin by yr-end. If the reality is 3 to 5 vehicles, that’s not a rounding error - it’s a categorical failure. Since roughly June, the stock has doubled, fueled in large part by the robotaxi narrative. If the gap between promise and reality is this wide, investors should at least consider whether the rally was driven by execution - or by misrepresentation.

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Elma
Elma@oelma__·
Without using Google - Name ONE thing from Sweden
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Andreas Clenow@clenow·
@hackertrader Sounds extremely dangerous. Might be fun for someone to goof around with, but I hope no one actually deploys real money on such a thing.
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Niv Goren@hackertrader·
Launching an AI backtesting engine soon. Test strategies in 5 minutes. No coding required. Actually matches live trading. Looking for 20 beta testers: $19/mo lifetime. Reserve your spot: tinyurl.com/2hwcpd9s
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Temu Robot James@ScottPh77711570·
@ALBACapMgmt Breathtaking, in its way I’ve literally been banged up in Kerobokan prison and the service exceeded it by a fair margin
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Andreas Clenow@clenow·
@ScottPh77711570 I love Singapore, but I'm not sure I'd pick MBS to stay. When I'm not staying with my Spor relatives, I'm usually at the Carlton by Chijmes. Great hotel at a third of MBS prices. That's my value-for-money-flex.
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Andreas Clenow@clenow·
@ScottPh77711570 @ThinkingUSD As a single twenty something, I used to say that I calibrate ball bearings at SKF (no I don't know what that means either), or drive the Mobile Library Bus. Anyone willing to listen to my made up nonsense is a keeper!
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Temu Robot James@ScottPh77711570·
@ThinkingUSD “I run a small hedge fund” works pretty well if you deliver it as a humblebrag
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Flood@ThinkingUSD·
Fellas, what do we tell women on dates when they ask what we do? Help
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Elma@oelma__·
ONE word in German..
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