Clint Carter

@NateSilver538 Yes if only we had funnier tweets. Then surely democracy would survive.

Like it's California for fucks sake there are a lot of underemployed comedy writers surely this can be better.

The cringe is priced in but would it be that hard to do a version of this that's actually funny?

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@chasisaac @kassielnn @ErichN1234 @T_Raffety @ScottFishman @AesPolitics1 New Hampshire and Rhode Island.

@kassielnn @ErichN1234 @T_Raffety @ScottFishman @AesPolitics1 No, it wouldn’t. If she won a couple of states that required photo ID then it would not carry the weight but she didn’t.

Starlink was used in the election.

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@SwissWatchGuy Hey man, just asking questions

@theliamnissan I have to assume this is true since I can't find the dossier to check for myself

Wow I heard Elon Musk banned journalist Ken Klippenstein for posting this excerpt from the Vance dossier:

@Ashisaysssss @cascamike @JoJoFromJerz @AOC Nah those are men who have the decency not to rip cable clamps from the hands of a capable woman

when your car battery dies on the capitol plaza, instead of calling aaa you just need @AOC.

@Hedgewood14 @maddenifico

@maddenifico Wow. Using children as political pawns. Disgusting.

Dear Trump supporters, this is what you are teaching your children to think is presidential. 😳

@RpsAgainstTrump Wow. Hard hitting stuff.

Tucker Carlson: “I lived in a boys dorm in a New England boarding school in the 1980s with a lot of guys like Tim Walz. I saw that guy and I said, ‘You’re a creeper’… for sure…I definitely shouldn't suggest it without evidence. I don't have evidence...”

@elonmusk Obvious would be buying Twitter, fixing the algorithm to promote your tweets, and then using your $44b platform to hype Trump. Obvious might also be pumping millions into a Trump super PAC and vying for an advisory role in the Trump administration.

So obvious

@elonmusk Plenty of us are still living in tier 2. You should join us

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@bennyjohnson If Trump becomes president, $DJT becomes a state-owned media company. I wonder what kind of political speech we can expect then.

CNN: “When people talk about the threat to democracy that Trump poses, do you really think that is equal to Biden?” RFK JR: “Biden is much worse threat to democracy.. President Biden is the first president history that has used the federal agencies to censor political speech”

@MerriamWebster Tomfoolery!

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One of my favorites...

@Brewenthusiast This checks out

Christmas Eve is a great day to drink a beer.

@fasc1nate I hate it

I'm all about this kind of infrastructure. A nice escalator for cyclists in Norway. twitter.com/scienceboy1111…

Well, this makes sense: The addiction industry is responsible for the rapid rise of ultra-processed foods. (And, fun fact, Hawaiian Punch was originally sold as a cocktail mixer.) washingtonpost.com/wellness/2023/…

This is the kind of nutritional breakthrough you get when you're not constrained by traditional modes of culture-based food programming ....

The copyright lawsuit Blurred Lines all but forced into existence changed what passes as original music. Now every chord progression is open to potential scrutiny. The Ed Sheeran trial shows what that looks like... newyorker.com/magazine/2023/…

The cultural reckoning told through the disaster story of one song pitchfork.com/features/artic…