Clint Balcom

Of the rapidly evaporating list of small joys, it's comforting to know people on the internet writing "your an idiot" is in no danger.

@Stapes That chateau is asking for it. I have no idea what “it” is. But I know an asking smirk when I see one. Chatawwwwyeahh, chateau. Also, while I’m not a French scholar, doesn’t it seem like a chateau should be cat water? Why is that a house? 🥖

I guess time to start shilling for 2023! Use promo code: STAPLETON

@UddhavParab263 @shreyas 👋

@shreyas Hi @clintob

This is your periodic reminder that the vast majority of world class PMs & PM leaders I know do not have large social media followings. You might never have heard of them, but they are outstanding at their craft.

The Midnight Miracle with Dave Chappelle, Talib Kweli and yasiin bey is back. Listen to Episode 1 now: luminary.link/miracle

@Leilahzeenat @airindiain Immediate no.

New cabin crew recruited at @airindiain

Wait, is *this* parody? Because if it is, it’s both funny and well-executed.

What kind of a name is 5

@Stapes Awful. Or is it awfoul?

@clintob I keep some in my luggage in case some kind of FUCKING TRAGEDY like this happens. (This is the BULLSHIT UK EQUIVALENT)

My last two trips to London - the only times I’ve inconvenienced hotel staff by having the audacity of trying to get in after 1am.

@Stapes The worst part of this photo is the lack of Sweet N Sour.

I plan on suing for the emotional damage caused by me having to eat this much McDonald’s. Yes, that’s a quarter pounder combined with a McDouble and a mcchicken topped with nuggets. I take no responsibility for this (especially for the extra damage caused by it being eaten cold).

@AmandaGW Don’t Google it. Just go with something charming.

Ah, the age old question: why do dogs smell like Fritos?

100% in the tank. 👀

1. No less awful than 95% of hyped fights. Last 1/3 was solid boxing. 2. Should Canelo retire? He had 36 rounds to knock down GGG – 12 of them apparently after the Simmons-mandated retirement date – and still couldn’t do it. Clearly he’s no good. Right?

@solomania Absolutely not. Returned immediately.

Just got new blinds for my office and this is all I can see.

We’ve got a new logo, just in time for new seasons of #Spooked and #TheCWord. Coming soon: a brand new season of The #MidnightMiracle, a product to match, and a slate of great new content coming this year to #Luminary. Hear us in a new light: LuminaryPodcasts.com

@solomania Pure.

Who called it a wake and not a remains-to-be-seen?

@AmandaGW Some obvious follow-ups: - Is it okay to hit him with something other than a bagel while he’s on the potty? A donut? Any other fried or baked goods? - Is it just while on the potty, or can we hit him with a bagel under different circumstances?

I just said, “Don’t hit your brother with your bagel while he’s on the potty!” Based on this utterance, I believe I’ve out-parented myself for the day and I’m done now.

You heard right: Dave Chappelle, Talib Kweli and yasiin bey will do a LIVE recording of The #MidnightMiracle for the first time ever at the Blue Note Jazz Festival.

@iamsamlim Then what was it?

Amazing, though it’s a little hard to follow. Which one of these is Uranus? 🤠🤗…😏 (But really: 😳🤯)

@tapbot_paul Pics or it didn’t happen.

@Stapes To the extent we didn’t, it’s only because John Williams saved us.

Uhhh…