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Chorizo Breakfast Burrito 🇨🇦

Chorizo Breakfast Burrito 🇨🇦

@clitfinger

Canada Katılım Mart 2011
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Cuacharas
Cuacharas@Cuatxaras·
Le robaron un dinero a mi compañera de trabajo hoy, le pregunté que cuanto dinero era y me dijo $350. Fuí al baño a contarlo y solo eran $87. ¿Por que la gente miente así?
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Horatio Quartzjixler
Horatio Quartzjixler@Quartzjixler·
You had me at "unlimited gravy."
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Simon Holland
Simon Holland@simoncholland·
Turbo Tax is the worst computer game ever.
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jake
jake@wormpuller·
Good pussy will have you going thru the desert on a horse with no name to get it
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Andy Ryan
Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan·
Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge
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e l l a 🇨🇦
e l l a 🇨🇦@blondehotcoffee·
canada is just run by 2 cell phone companies and a very powerful grocery store and we are just letting it happen guys what the fuck
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ThexyBeatht_
ThexyBeatht_@ThexyBeatht_2·
Dude took me on a date to Red Lobster and I kept saying “clawsome”. Now I’m blocked
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Zhu Su
Zhu Su@zhusu·
Kim Jong Un should start an X account. Feel like his tweets would go pretty hard.
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
The fan stays on during sex. Also all year round. Every season. IDGAF. Don’t touch it.
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Andy Ryan
Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyan·
Warning to anyone buying a watch on Amazon: I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim WITHOUT it.
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Asa
Asa@xAsamoahx·
The gas prices are probably the reason the armies in the Book of Revelation are riding horses.
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
I’ve come to the conclusion after almost 45 years on the planet that lots of people are just really fucking stupid.
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Justin
Justin@schibes78·
The world definitely needs @the_ironsheik more than ever.
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Softboy
Softboy@softboywin·
we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭
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mary and 11 others
mary and 11 others@xomaryferrando·
People don't talk enough about how @dionnewarwick is the funniest person on this entire app and I'm here to raise awareness
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Oh Canaduh
Oh Canaduh@CanaduhOh·
“All roads lead to Rome” Except I live in Canada so they all lead to the liquor store or Tim Hortons
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Super 70s Sports
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
“Your dad and I are leaving for dinner now.” Two seconds later:
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