im certain im dumb

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im certain im dumb

im certain im dumb

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Katılım Haziran 2019
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Madison Cawthorn
Madison Cawthorn@realcawthorn·
Democrats only know how to hate Trump...and their shutdown is going to MASSIVELY backfire. @hayleycaronia
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Big Cat
Big Cat@BarstoolBigCat·
Do you think Drake is watching?
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Madison Cawthorn
Madison Cawthorn@realcawthorn·
AOC says that Biden’s poor debate was because there wasn’t a live audience. (No live audience was a demand made by Joe Biden’s campaign) But that doesn’t matter. You’re doing great, Sweetie!
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Ban Notice 🇺🇸
Ban Notice 🇺🇸@BannedNotice·
*this is just speculation* Trump touches his ear but doesn't appear to have any blood on his hand. He then goes under the podium, where he could have chewed on a blood pack and while the SS were ontop of him could have administered fake blood. I urge everyone to remain calm, Trump obviously knew something like this would happen, so far it seems like he is fine, at worst maybe an ear injury, and if it is part of the Patriot's plan, well they told you to enjoy the show. Honestly I don't know which is worse, the thought of someone really taking a shot at Trump is just the pit of evil, but at the same time faking a shooting is also wrong, but in order to reverse 100 years of psyops, you need a psyop of your own, and the media won't call it a hoax because they will sound like conspiracy theorists. I post this reluctantly but in the interest of being honest.
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Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente

I just landed and missed an assignation attempt. Holy shit. What a bad ass reaction from Trump. The election is over. He's the next president. The Dems should give up. They can't beat him now.

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Headquarters
Headquarters@HQNewsNow·
Trump: Now they'll say all these stories are terrible. Well, these stories have, you know, you heard my story in the boat with the shark, right? I got killed on that. They thought I was rambling. I'm not rambling. We can't get the boat to float. The battery is so heavy. So then I start talking about asking questions. You know, I have an, I had an uncle who was a great professor at MIT for many years, long, I think the longest tenure ever. Very smart, had three different degrees and you know, so I have an aptitude for things. You know, there is such a thing as an aptitude. I said, well, what would happen if this boat is so heavy and started to sink and you're on the top of the boat. Do you get electrocuted or not? In other words, the boat is going down and you're on the top, will the electric currents flow through the water and wipe you out? And let's say there's a shark about 10 yards over there. Would I have to immediately abandon or could I ride the electric down and he said, sir, nobody's ever asked us that question. But sir, I don't know. I said, well, I want to know because I guarantee you one thing, I don't care what happens. I'm staying with the electric, I'm not getting over with it. So I tell that story. And the fake news they go, he told this crazy story with electric. It's actually not crazy. It's sort of a smart story, right? Sort of like, you know, it's like the snake, it's a smart when you, you figure what you're leaving in, right? You're bringing it in the, you know, the snake, right? The snake and the snake. I tell that and they do the same thing
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Dugar, Michael-Shawn
Dugar, Michael-Shawn@MikeDugar·
Brock Purdy really be locked in with Brandon Aiyuk and Deebo Samuel
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Gregg Bell
Gregg Bell@gbellseattle·
Devon Witherspoon down there with a flesh-colored tape wrap over his low back around his torso. Appears #Seahawks have taken away his helmet for the day ⁦@thenewstribune
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Dugar, Michael-Shawn
Dugar, Michael-Shawn@MikeDugar·
Spoon is out of the medical tent just standing on the sideline with the medical staff, no helmet.
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Computer Cowboy
Computer Cowboy@benbbaldwin·
@TylerjAlsin 66th percentile EPA/play, might end up being CAR's best offensive game this entire season
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Bob Stelton
Bob Stelton@BobStelton·
Sure would love to see some pass rush from the Hawks! #Seahawks
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Bob Stelton
Bob Stelton@BobStelton·
Hawks are getting crushed in, Time of possession 32:08 to 18:09. Along with 3rd down conversion, total yards, passing yards. Oh, and points scored. 🤦🏻‍♂️ #Seahawks
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American Exception
American Exception@Aaron_Good_·
I get that it's now "right-wing" to look at demographic data and to use it to evaluate public policy alternatives, but this might be useful information to have.
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American Exception
American Exception@Aaron_Good_·
There's been a large increase in excess death among young people, 2019-2021. I recall reading recently only 10% of the rise was due to covid. This suggests to me that the covid regime was far deadlier than covid for young people.
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