Close Me Out

A police department posted on Facebook seeking volunteers to help train officers in field sobriety tests… by getting hammered. Alcohol provided. npr.org/2019/01/17/686…

dressing as this woman for Mardi Gras

TONIGHT • Close Me Out • 7:00 • Hi-Ho Lounge • $5 • featuring; @OftenAnomalous @merrydevo @emlrich & more hosted by @andrewhealan produced by @Tornado_ofRoses presented by @DefMechRecords

#Map shows bar opening closing times across the United States.

looks like we need to put together an all animal edition of Close Me Out washingtonpost.com/science/2018/1…

bad news gang. Due to a unforeseen incident Close Me Out is canceled tonight. But still head on over to @HiHoNola to enjoy @NOLAComedyHour, donate to STAR and eat some @fryandpie.

TONIGHT • Close Me Out • 7:00 • @HiHoNola • $5 • some of the best drinkers in America tell their best drinking stories

(Illegal) beer run! Arlington police are searching for this guy who managed to grab five cases 😯 of beer from a convenience store and flee the scene.

WKND comedy @HiHoNola TONIGHT 8pm @closemeoutshow SUN 8pm /signup7 @NOLAComedyHour

TONIGHT • Close Me Out • 8:00 • Hi-Ho Lounge • $5 • with: @sweetbabette & more

enjoying a happy hour old-fashioned at @BarrelProofNola

at a certain point the music at The Columns happy hour abruptly changed from chill jazz to Lynyrd Skynyrd and Aerosmith

Drinking @NOLABrewing Blonde at @CCBBQnola & screaming #WHODAT

great article on @pinkroomproject & Set De Flo’. Catch them after the next Close Me Out on Oct 6 and every Saturday at @HiHoNola theadvocate.com/gambit/new_orl…

Doctor, looking at the remnants of flash tats on my neck and face: “so you did some drinking in Florida?”

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant. But poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

@nolamaven the rosé at @Target is only $5.00

Storm prep PSA 🚨 Whole Foods Magazine St. has Miraval rosé on sale for $19.99. Also, if you need water, pick it up on your way in. This concludes your storm prep PSA 🚨