Chrissy Wojtewicz

@adam17amo @salesforce @taylorswift13 Hope they got permission to use her lyrics, she sues.

Me: "I probably don't need anymore @Salesforce swag" Salesforce: "Here's some new swag with a @taylorswift13 reference" Me: *pulls out credit card* 🎶It's me, hi 👋, I'm the problem, it's me 🎶

@TODAYshow She bled him dry and dropped him because she never loved him, just wanted his money. 💰 digger

The 45-year-old reality TV star has removed the last name of her soon-to-be ex-husband Kroy Biermann from her social media account amid her divorce. on.today.com/3OZJrEC

@MerivisVets @Amy_Force4Good @katebstoker Amy! Thanks for your work with Merivis and all the help you provided ❤️ good luck.

NEWS! After over 3 years as our programs director @Amy_Force4Good will be leaving the Merivis team - let her know the impact she had on your career on the thread! 💙 #MerivisVets

What an amazing week! I hung out with THE @AnnWeeby then attended @Texas_Dreamin and finished off at the @MerivisVets fundraiser. Please consider donating to the organization that made this life possible for me. Bit.ly/3M2Ly7g

Outgrowing your venue is a good problem to have right? New location for tonight's Happy Hour, see y'all after the conference! 🎉

Help us continue our programs to help more veterans and military spouses prepare for a career in the Salesforce ecosystem. Make a donation in for #MilitaryAppreciationMonth below!~ ➡️ bit.ly/3M2Ly7g

And we're off!! Donate to the @MerivisVets @Texas_Dreamin 48 hour challenge! #TXD23 secure.givelively.org/donate/merivis…

@MrBeast @umeprobdupree They say nothing of the entire apartment complex for employees right next to the @Oracle campus in Austin and the likes. Let them hate.

@umeprobdupree Only I could get canceled for giving people a place to live with no strings attached.. All these company town tweets make no sense, I was just helping some people 😂

What a nice man, surely a CEO buying homes and creating neighborhoods for their employee's families has no historical relevance or background at all.

@CherFeldman Girl, both.

Hey, #AwesomeAdmins - another quick question for you - we have heard your feedback. You need to see the API name on permission sets for objects and fields. If we just showed you the API name instead of the label, would that be sufficient, or do you need to see both? And if you need to see both, why?

The last time I got to hang out with Manuel, Matthew was in treatment but doing OK, that was pre pandemic. My heart breaks for this family.

@rlvanessagrant Nobody but the hubs. But that didn't stop the cringy dude from trying to hit on me at DF17. Ewwwyewwy so cringe.

Dear Ohana rumor mill, I would like to publicly announce that I have never slept with <insert prominent Salesforce community member name here>. Thank you and goodnight. #dramaforce

@michaelforce I've had a few. My lender at bank of Kansas financial always has the best rates. Yes, we compare his against others. But my favorite ux is Mr. Cooper. It's so good. Starting with one doesn't mean they won't sell your loan soon after the deal though, that's important to know.

@homemakinghunny @choirgirl181 @eShakti Just, be careful. I ordered 2 dresses from @eshakti on March 5th and they were supposed to arrive more than a week ago. They never showed up and the company doesn't answer phones or reply to emails. I feel like I got scammed.

@choirgirl181 @eShakti Yes someone mentioned this! I’m going to check it out.

I wish I could go to a dressmaker and get custom dresses made for myself. I wish this was a more common and affordable thing. I find it so difficult to find dresses that fit me properly and it’s almost impossible to find one that I can also nurse my baby in.

Happy Friday. Here's a little gem that brightened my day. While scrolling through my org I found this address. Thought it was a mistake, but it's really on Google maps. 😆

@hectorperezjr Ok now I've liked on every platform. Haha. Looking to move back?

Hello Austin! Good to be back. 🙌🏼

@EvilMopacATX Westlake, the pink flamingo headquarters and where they actively petition to keep the poors away.

Where in the Austin area does he live? Correct answers only

@JFoxUK Voted!!!

Calling the #TrailblazerCommunity! You have until tomorrow to help the team at #Salesforce decide which logo to use for the Summer '23 release 🔽🔽 🎉 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI… 🎉

@cbsaustin This happened at the intersection of Boat Club Rd and Rocky Point Trail, FT Worth TX. There's a memorial at that intersection 😔

Hero tackles fleeing drunk driver who killed Texas cop in crash. bit.ly/3Z7W4zE #hero #texas #dwi

@dougdunfee @DenverSfSat @steph_herrera_ I don't think so. Do you have a link?

@cloudy_chrissy @DenverSfSat @steph_herrera_ Thanks for reaching out @cloudy_chrissy ! Haven't met in awhile unfortunately. A few folks pinged me about carrying the torch, but nothing quite yet. Is the friend in the Admin TB group already?

@DenverSfSat are you still actively meeting and where can I point a friend in the Denver area who's interested for details? Cc @steph_herrera_ @dougdunfee thx!!!