Citizen of 🤡 🌎

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Citizen of 🤡 🌎

Citizen of 🤡 🌎

@clownarguments

United States Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Tom
Tom@jumbo_laptop·
@blueprintsmb22 sobering read Do you think it wouldve taken significantly more than 2 months to ramp up without the finance background? What stops a motivated fresh HS grad from buying an SMB like this?
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Blueprintsmb@blueprintsmb22·
Early morning coffee with a former colleague who was recently let go from Millennium where he was a senior analyst running his own sub book. He was lamenting why he hadn’t left the industry to buy a business 4 years ago when we were both talking about it and mentioned it must be nice to see things starting to pick up demand wise this year. I started to laugh and had to remind him of a number of things that had happened post close: 1) Seller’s son was hired as maintenance mechanic and he stole $25k of tools and only returned them when I threatened to file a police report. I had to copy his dad on emails to get him to take my threat seriously 2) 10 percent customer retiring / shutting down within 3 years post close 3) April 2025 tariffs took a 15 percent apparel customer where I packaged imported dress shirts to zero revenues - the business hasn’t come back 4) Monthly utility bills due to New Jersey datacenter buildout going from $4k a month to $10k a month 5) Now resin doubling in 3 months due to Iran conflict means my run rate resin spend goes from $500k to $1MM a year so if I can’t raise price successfully, cash flow implodes 6) All of the above while only having 2 months to learn how to run a manufacturing business from the seller with no relevant industry experience prior I told him I sometimes freak out randomly about how this whole adventure could have ruined my life lol. I asked him if he had heard I was on the verge of personally bankrutcy if he would have reached out to have a coffee - he sheepishly said no. So yeah I paid for his coffee and blueberry scone and his plan of attack is to find a new pod job ASAP. He has 2 kids and has no appetite to spend 12-24 months using his Gmail address to email brokers on biz buy sell to maybe maybe have the opportunity to buy a business with $1mm SDE at 4-5x while draining his personal balance sheet. One of the more depressing things he’s realized having lost his job at 41 in NYC is that nobody cares. The only people who are reaching out to him are recruiters and biz recruiters at other pods. I told him yeah generally at this point in life, people barely find their lives convenient - the energy to allocate time for someone else needing help when they are barely holding on at this age is pretty low. I think he will be fine as I think he’s incredibly talented, but this is another reminder people tend to over focus on the outcomes sometimes and aren’t willing to tolerate the stress or costs of different paths. The grass isn’t always greener - you have to choose your hard.
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Crémieux
Crémieux@cremieuxrecueil·
In the 1960s, breastfeeding was more common among the poor than the rich. This meant that, observationally, it was associated with much lower IQs. But within families? No effect, just like studies today tend to find.
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TK
TK@sourcesandmuses·
Terrible if this is true. I’ve written checks into a handful of searcher deals. I’d like to get out of every single one of those deals just to keep the SBA option open for my own deals
Grant Hensel (SMB Investor)@GrantHensel

🚨 Did the SBA just slam the door on investor equity in self-funded search? They seem to be applying a “one strike and you’re out" rule to minority investors. WHAT HAPPENED: Historically, anyone who personally guaranteed an SBA loan and became delinquent or in default was barred from getting another SBA loan. This makes sense. But now, it seems like the SBA has expanded that rule to ALSO cover minority investors (who are not signing the personal guarantee and do not have any operational control). This is not a change the SBA has publicly announced. We found out about it the hard way on a recent deal when the SBA told the bank that 100% of beneficial owners cannot be people who participated in past SBA-backed deals that have gone into delinquency or default. We had to remove two small investors from our fund to get the deal done. This is apparently related to an ETRAN update, in which the system no longer distinguishes between the majority owner/operator/guarantor and minority investors when applying the eligibility rules. The rule appears to be: If you invest $1 into an SBA-backed acquisition, and that deal goes bad, you can never participate in an SBA transaction again. Ever. This is true even if you're an LP in a fund investing in SBA deals, and one of their SBA investments goes belly up. (Needless to say: Entrepreneurial Capital LPs, we are pausing SBA investments while we work to get more clarity here; fortunately our non-SBA pipeline is robust) WHAT IT MEANS IF THIS IS TRUE: Minority investing in SBA deals becomes much more difficult. The risk for an investor is dramatically higher than before. And even those investors willing to take the risk are apparently banned for life once a single deal goes bad. The SBA deals with the most outside equity are the larger transactions, businesses with $1m+ of EBITDA. If this is true, competition for those businesses will likely decrease, because SBA debt will effectively only be usable by people with enough money to do the entire equity injection themselves. That means a smaller buyer pool, and lower multiples. (Favoring well-capitalized buyers at the expense of those with less personal capital) MY QUESTION: Is this what others are seeing, or is there a bigger picture here?

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Grant Hensel (SMB Investor)
Grant Hensel (SMB Investor)@GrantHensel·
🚨 Did the SBA just slam the door on investor equity in self-funded search? They seem to be applying a “one strike and you’re out" rule to minority investors. WHAT HAPPENED: Historically, anyone who personally guaranteed an SBA loan and became delinquent or in default was barred from getting another SBA loan. This makes sense. But now, it seems like the SBA has expanded that rule to ALSO cover minority investors (who are not signing the personal guarantee and do not have any operational control). This is not a change the SBA has publicly announced. We found out about it the hard way on a recent deal when the SBA told the bank that 100% of beneficial owners cannot be people who participated in past SBA-backed deals that have gone into delinquency or default. We had to remove two small investors from our fund to get the deal done. This is apparently related to an ETRAN update, in which the system no longer distinguishes between the majority owner/operator/guarantor and minority investors when applying the eligibility rules. The rule appears to be: If you invest $1 into an SBA-backed acquisition, and that deal goes bad, you can never participate in an SBA transaction again. Ever. This is true even if you're an LP in a fund investing in SBA deals, and one of their SBA investments goes belly up. (Needless to say: Entrepreneurial Capital LPs, we are pausing SBA investments while we work to get more clarity here; fortunately our non-SBA pipeline is robust) WHAT IT MEANS IF THIS IS TRUE: Minority investing in SBA deals becomes much more difficult. The risk for an investor is dramatically higher than before. And even those investors willing to take the risk are apparently banned for life once a single deal goes bad. The SBA deals with the most outside equity are the larger transactions, businesses with $1m+ of EBITDA. If this is true, competition for those businesses will likely decrease, because SBA debt will effectively only be usable by people with enough money to do the entire equity injection themselves. That means a smaller buyer pool, and lower multiples. (Favoring well-capitalized buyers at the expense of those with less personal capital) MY QUESTION: Is this what others are seeing, or is there a bigger picture here?
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Citizen of 🤡 🌎
Citizen of 🤡 🌎@clownarguments·
@Will_Schryver I still don’t understand these high multiples. I mean, can’t a tech with a truck can leave and compete at anytime? Or cust. price shopping for high dollar spend threaten pricing power? I seriously can’t see any home serv. business having a strong moat but the market does. 🤷‍♂️
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Will Schryver
Will Schryver@Will_Schryver·
ARS would be the 4th private equity-backed residential HVAC platform to trade in ~2 years if it closes this year Sila (17x) - Nov. 2024 Redwood (17x) - May 2025 Champions (18.5x) - Q2 2026 ARS (17x?) - Q4 2026(?)
Will Schryver@Will_Schryver

Private Equity-backed HVAC platform American Residential Services (ARS) is exploring a sale $3.5 billion expected EV, per Reuters ~17.5x 2026E EBITDA of $200 million ~20.0x 2025 EBITDA of $175 million Here’s why ARS might not get $3.5B: ARS started fireside chats so they’re early in the sale process ~$175 million Adj. EBITDA in 2025 and now mgmt is estimating $200 million for 2026E, or ~14%+ y/y growth That’s a lot, particularly if it’s all organic growth ARS would need a number of deals under LOI and try to get full credit for the pro forma adjusted EBITDA And ARS effectively stopped M&A two years ago, so it’s unlikely Second, ARS trading at a similar multiple as Sila (17x) Redwood (17x) and now Champions (18.5x) could be a stretch given their “big box” exposure Home Depot & Lowe’s are great for volume but its lower margin work and introduces concentration risks That’s another headwind to value Finally, estimated $1.5 billion 2026 revenue would only represent ~3.2% CAGR in top line revenue since 2022 ~13% EBITDA margins on a platform growing ~3% a year is not exactly a super compelling story Here’s an expected valuation range: $2.7B (15.5x @ $175M EBITDA) - Bear Case $3.4B (17x @ $200M EBITDA) - Bull Case

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Citizen of 🤡 🌎
Citizen of 🤡 🌎@clownarguments·
@MikeBotkin_ @Eli_Albrecht Number 1 issue has happened to me twice. The sellers CPA giving sky high pricing expectations to the seller. I mean if you are so confident in your pricing why don’t you transact yourself. 🤷‍♂️
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Mike Botkin
Mike Botkin@MikeBotkin_·
Depends on the deal. But, the biggest culprits in my experience are 1. The owners accountant/CPA giving them awful guidance/expectations (brother, stay in your lane) 2. The broker, not being honest with the seller 3. The lawyer, and it’s never a true M&A lawyer, it’s always a real estate attorney or tax attorney. Etc
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Eli Albrecht
Eli Albrecht@Eli_Albrecht·
Lots of talk about lawyers killing M&A deals. But, brokers who over promise, discuss pre-tax proceeds, and have ridiculous add backs really kill the most deals. Once QoE is done, the deal is not financeable and the price is not what seller expected.
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Ejaaz
Ejaaz@cryptopunk7213·
wow google might've popped the ai bubble, memory stocks down massively today: their new algorithm shrinks an AI model's memory by 6X WITHOUT reducing it's intelligence making it 8x faster with the SAME # of GPUs: if this works - we don't need as many GPUs to train AI - kv-cache is basically a model's short term memory. it gets massive pretty quickly = larger, slower, expensive ai - google's algo compresses it to just 3-bits with ZERO loss in accuracy (usually models are like 32-bit) the combined market cap of micron and sandisk is $527 billion and im not even factoring in SK hynix and samsung ai has driven up memory prices by 500%+ over the last few months - if google's algo scales then this might crash.
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Google Research@GoogleResearch

Introducing TurboQuant: Our new compression algorithm that reduces LLM key-value cache memory by at least 6x and delivers up to 8x speedup, all with zero accuracy loss, redefining AI efficiency. Read the blog to learn how it achieves these results: goo.gle/4bsq2qI

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shirish
shirish@shiri_shh·
Farmer pays $5–$8 per cow per month. A New Zealand company puts a solar-powered smart collar on cows. It tracks location 24/7, health, temperature, chewing activity, breeding. Farmer just opens a simple app and draws a line on the map. That line becomes the fence. As cows approach the boundary, the collar beeps and vibrates. With one tap, the whole herd moves to fresh grass or the milking shed. No physical fences. Less labor. Huge cost savings for farmer. Already on 700k cows across New Zealand, Australia, and the US. and now in talks to raise at a $2B valuation led by Peter Thiel.
Polymarket@Polymarket

JUST IN: AI cow collar startup Halter raises at $2,000,000,000.00 valuation, uses proprietary “cowgorithm” to herd cattle.

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manan narain sharma
manan narain sharma@MananNarain·
@ShekharGupta @Saurabhjr Restored the old pension scheme - this is exactly why the country can’t afford to have Rahul Gandhi as PM - an economic illiterate with zero administration experience.
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Shekhar Gupta
Shekhar Gupta@ShekharGupta·
Another state driven to bankruptcy by electoral populism… Amid revenue crisis, Himachal cuts budget by Rs 3,586 cr, defers salaries of CM, MLAs, top officials Saurabh Chauhan @Saurabhjr reports for ThePrint theprint.in/india/governan…
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Citizen of 🤡 🌎
Citizen of 🤡 🌎@clownarguments·
@bonapartay I just did the same thing and lost out on a perfect add-on opportunity in a nearby city. It truly stings. But there will be more opportunities - at least, I need to believe it to feel better. 😂
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JustAnotherGuy
JustAnotherGuy@bonapartay·
So my greediness caused me to lose out on a $1.6m EBITDA deal for $3.4m. I squeezed the owners pretty hard and had a well hedged deal in place. It may come back around it may not. Could have done it with no equity as it was in the same NAICS code. Would have taken us from $10M
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Δ Ozzimo
Δ Ozzimo@deltaozzimo·
Fellas?
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Fission byproducts
Fission byproducts@IbidColin·
@avidseries My concern is that bias in favor of women is self reinforcing. Once a group becomes majority female, men don’t want to be a part of that group anymore, and so the change becomes irreversible.
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i/o
i/o@avidseries·
The date stamp tells the story. 2018-2022 was the peak of SYSTEMIC racism and sexism in the 21st century — only not in the direction that you've been taught.
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ZeroCool
ZeroCool@_Z3R0COOL·
@DrunkRepub He’s probably going to hire Dershowitz 🤦‍♂️
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Jessi@JessiAngel143·
@RezaC1 I hope all the wealthy white liberals that voted him in are affected. I do
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Reza Chowdhury
Reza Chowdhury@RezaC1·
SOCIALIST MAMDANI INTENDS TO NOT EVEN LET YOU REST IN PEACE WITH A 50% DEATH TAX WHEN YOU DIE Socialist Mamdani wants to reduce the estate tax exemption threshold to $750K from $7.1M and increase the confiscation rate to 50%. That would be the lowest threshold in the entire country.
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Citizen of 🤡 🌎
Citizen of 🤡 🌎@clownarguments·
@shankysanghi @razibkhan It speaks a volume about the current state of the but specifically for the Pakistanis - not overall. And unfortunately the Pakistanis have earned this themselves by their hardwork in terrorism and illegal immigration.
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shanky shah
shanky shah@shankysanghi·
@razibkhan If Pakistani says that "America looks to me, more messed up then Pakistan" That speaks a volume about current state of US.
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21TCar
21TCar@21TCar·
@The_Angkar @KalleSorbo I’m a conservative who agrees. Colorado ski resorts should favor locals to the exclusion of others. Call it isolationism
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Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D.
Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D.@neoavatara·
The real reason is pretty simple: 1. We are Brown. 2. We mostly aren't Christian. 3. On average, Indian Americans are more educated and wealthy... Meaning there is a lot of jealousy.
Richard Hanania@RichardHanania

Indian hate is baffling to all people who are either smart or decent. You don’t have to be both! Just one will stop you from hating them. Indian haters are the lowest of the low chuds. Incomprehensible to those better than them. richardhanania.com/p/indians-are-…

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