Curtis Brennick

@Alldogsaredead OF bot comments? Clearly you have made it

Man tonight finna be a movie rated PG13 for fantasy violence and adult situations.

@Alldogsaredead Noooo cows have to be milked first thing in the morning, his cows will be in pain

This mfer gave himself 3 hours to run a whole ass farm. I'm soft as jelly and even I know that's not enough time. Doofus ass account.

@Alldogsaredead Why are his ice cubes individually wrapped

Stop wagging your finger at me I just want a drink please come on guy there's clearly no one else here stop spinning the bottle I'm so thirsty.

@Alldogsaredead HELL YES!

Next year I want to diversify my portfolio in the worst way possible by releasing a book of scary short stories and properly writing a pitch for a show where I terrorize my friends whilst hunting ghosts. Lateral moves baby!

@mrsundaymovies This sounds awesome

This is going to be incredible. Head down if you’re in the area

@WongUpdates Wong is the obvious green Mango Fish market

Everyone type “Wong is” and then let autocorrect do the rest!

@DnDisforNerds @timtimfed Agree 💯

Beautiful stuff! We miss that beautiful magical boy @timtimfed. Get him back on I reckon

@BushHeritageAus Straight line tracks with a drag, I'd say brolga

Track Tuesdays! 🐾👣 Tell us in the comments, which critter made these tracks…? A: Malleefowl B: Emu C: Brolga D: Duck

@davewarneke That Antarctic pie might be hard to come by

#davepiestagram Pie 157: Finally had a pie in Africa. First night in Morocco, Chicken Pastilla was on the menu and it was great! That’s 5/7 continents 🥧🌍🇲🇦

@RetroArchetype All teeth baby!

He's a 7 but he kisses like a barracuda

Can't believe we didn't do episode 311 about these guys, missed opportunity youtu.be/lYBIRHi5-o8

@PerthZoo A. Rough scale python or maybe simpsons python B. Olive python C. Common (I think) death adder D. Tiger snake E. Corn snake F. Western carpet python G. Black headed python H. Woma python I. Dugite

Happy World S-s-s-s-snake Day 🐍 Can you identify these snakes?

thank you very much to scottdev for creating this handy tool to make YOUR ideal tom a reality! I am steadily losing my grip on reality scaleatom.com

@GoddammitZammit Fuck man that's hectic, my thoughts are with you

In the last four weeks we found out we were pregnant, I got diagnosed with ADHD, we then had a miscarriage, my wife had to get a Fallopian tube removed and today I found out my dad has cancer 🙃

@Abandon_ed Where is this

you know when your cat scratches the couch and you go AH to make him stop? has anyone tried that on this CLOWN trump?

@TomEdgoose Good stuff mate

@AuntyDonnaBoys @NetflixIsAJoke @NetflixANZ Morning brown

What ur favourite sketch from Aunty Donna’s Big Ol’ House of Fun on @NetflixIsAJoke / @NetflixANZ ??

Everyone in fast & furious drinks coronas because, they themselves, are car-owners

This is spectacular. A blank stare and PERFECTLY timed blink. Rare combo, perfect execution, 10/10.