Smokin Joe Dumas

fifty days until my emotional well-being is dictated by a bunch of eighteen year olds wearing purple and gold. i can’t wait.

That may be one of the best sentences I’ve ever read in regards to US Soccer: “Most of all, I hope young players saw that there’s a pathway to this stage and believed, maybe for the first time, that one day it could be them.” Thanks for putting your ❤️ into this @Auston_Trusty

My debut World Cup… it hurts to wait 4 years to compete at the highest level our sport has to offer. I want to say sorry to our fans it was not good enough when it mattered most and we let you down Soccer in America will only become bigger the belief, the talent, and the passion is continually growing and I know the best days are in front of us, the future belongs to those who never stop believing, this moment will fuel us. We will be back Why not us? For the nation. For the flag. 🇺🇸🦅 B

@WithoutaTRACE @MissJemimaKitty @libsoftiktok No. As a matter of fact, it was named one of the safest cities in America to raise a child according to “SafeWise” and FBI reports

@MissJemimaKitty @libsoftiktok Isn't "Flower Mound" Texas one of the child rape capitals of the world? Isn't there a documentary on the underground child trafficking in this town?

Attention everyone in Flower Mound, Texas area The Hive Bakery apparently hates Conservatives and our country. This was their message for the 4th of July: “We refuse to observe this holiday. F*** this fascist regime” Would be a shame if everyone in the area saw this!

🚨 American social media influencer Jackson Hinkle led “Down with the USA” chants at a pro-regime rally in Tehran, Iran. If that’s where your loyalty is, don’t come back. You can stay there. 👋🏾

Man just want to thank the @USMNT for the way they represented the our country throughout the World Cup! Not just with your play but how you handled yourselves before-during-and after the matches. Know it didn’t end the way you’d hoped but that’s sports-important thing is YOU brought so much excitement to your country AND to your sport! Thank you for this ride and taking people like me (know very little about the game) to look forward to each match and listening and learning along the way. Keep your heads up lads-we appreciate all of you!

@elbicho2666 @milehighmill @FrancoPanizo Bless your heart 🤣

@cmhLSU @milehighmill @FrancoPanizo Not my problem if you don't understand football.

I know this will rub #USMNT fans wrong way, but this reported decision is bullshit. If you receive a red — controversial or not — you’re suspended for next game. Suspending the suspension is laughable and automatically puts into question integrity of competition. #FIFAWorldCup

@InvisiStu @reformussoccer @AdamRichman Best you can do? Bless your heart

@cmhLSU @reformussoccer @AdamRichman Trump supporter, yeah? #Dumas=Dumbass

My dearest Abigail, The Free Balogun campaign has succeeded. After many hard marches through red tape, federation fog, and the cold stone walls of FIFA jail, young Balogun is at last liberated and marches under our colors. The lads now ride for the Round of 16. One more victory, and they shall breach the quarterfinal frontier, a land our nation’s men have never conquered. Tonight we feast on victory, orange slices, and dangerous levels of belief. Yours in liberty, Capt. Ream 🇺🇸⚽️

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean... ...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip. He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup. "I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things." THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

FIFA aren’t cutting to rich people, they’re cutting to good-looking people. That’s why they didn’t cut to you. Apologies for the confusion.

@InvisiStu @reformussoccer @AdamRichman Give? If we want it we take it. If you don’t like it, too bad

@reformussoccer @AdamRichman At what cost though? FIFA has been corrupt for a long time. And now “pressure” from US politicians and a concession from FIFA and the whole competition’s integrity takes a nose dive. If the US needs to win this bad then let’s just give them the trophy (and Greenland).

@elbicho2666 @milehighmill @FrancoPanizo Cry more

@milehighmill @FrancoPanizo Brother there were terrible decisions than these which were not even appealed and even if they appeal fifa never revoked. And this is blantant red with whole lotta evidence

USMNT captain Tim Ream said the squad — which includes members from 12 different states, 13 dual-nationals, and is coached by an Argentine — is "a true representation of what America is." ❤️🤍💙

Happy 4th of July to all our American Werkself! 🇺🇸❤️ @USMNT

Landon Donovan saying “this team has already made this country proud regardless of Monday’s outcome” explains the mindset of the previous generation that had only ONE Knockout Win prior to THIS World Cup. I despise that mindset. I love THIS new generation’s mindset. Go win the whole dang thing. We’re the United freaking States of America, yall!! 🇺🇸

@Abdul___Malik1 @TheRealCautela @Jay_marvins @balogun He lived in America longer than he’s ever lived in Nigeria. What’s your point?

@TheRealCautela @Jay_marvins @balogun “Happened to be nigerian in origin” lmao he’s never even lived up to 2 months in america

HAPPY 4TH JULY AMERICA! 🦅🇺🇸

Happy 4th 🇺🇸 #notAI #ykn #historicallyaccurate