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@Billie_T No doubt he’ll need rescuing - again!

Matt Damon must have taken fucking ages to get there

@CoMacDo That aged well!

@CoMacDo Doing is best to drive his value down. He could be keeping our bench warm this season!

Romero with negative hustle there lol

@cmhLSU You certainly took a pumping from Belgium! Now let the big nations play. #toobad #blessyou

@InvisiStu @reformussoccer @AdamRichman Give? If we want it we take it. If you don’t like it, too bad

My dearest Abigail, The Free Balogun campaign has succeeded. After many hard marches through red tape, federation fog, and the cold stone walls of FIFA jail, young Balogun is at last liberated and marches under our colors. The lads now ride for the Round of 16. One more victory, and they shall breach the quarterfinal frontier, a land our nation’s men have never conquered. Tonight we feast on victory, orange slices, and dangerous levels of belief. Yours in liberty, Capt. Ream 🇺🇸⚽️

@AdamRichman Totally agree. But FIFA have laid the foundations with the ridiculous peace award.

The thing that sucks the most to me is this: Global sporting events like the World Cup, the Olympics, etc., are supposed to be a respite from politics and strife and conflict and global affairs - you know, the dumpster fire that is our daily news cycle. And it just sucks when politics and politicians get involved. Makes everything so much worse.

@LastWordOnSpurs @sebnonda Don’t want a PSG reject. #MuaniVibes

🚨🚨𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍! | Tottenham Hotspur are genuinely interested in centre-forward Ibrahim Mbaye, but the hottest team in the race right now is Aston Villa. 🔑Mbaye wants to leave Paris Saint-Germain this summer transfer window. 👨‍💻[@SebNonda] #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS

@luka_thfc Goose-pimples!

FINALLLYYYYY

@Billie_T Take him at Spurs?

Pickford is so good for England man

@cmhLSU Let’s get Kier Starmer (he’s the UK Prime Minister by the way) to contact FIFA to get our red card over turned. No, wait we’ll just accept the rules.

@InvisiStu @reformussoccer @AdamRichman Best you can do? Bless your heart

@MciMidfielder @InvertTheWing In fairness he’s settled down a bit now. But first 20 mins wasn’t great. Going to be tough now with 10.

@InvisiStu @InvertTheWing People just on mancity players for no reason 🤣 He's the reason England forwards has so much space in box and score goals

Are they going to clip Tuchel shouting at Nico O’Reilly? Or no because his name isn’t Djed Spence?

@cmhLSU @reformussoccer @AdamRichman 🙄

@AmazonUK I love the idea of the OTP for deliveries, however try to send the code before the delivery driver arrives. He wasn’t happy when he realised he’s got to come back again.

@SpursOfficial Now I believe it!

We are delighted to announce the signing of Mateus Fernandes ✍️ 🔗 thfc.pro/4wnCIGZ

@InvertTheWing My captain - forever

Harry Kane. National hero.

@vinted How do I get help regarding a seller sexually harassing my fiancé to avoid a refund for selling fake goods?

@LastWordOnSpurs @RickySacks @samuelluckhurst This would actually be a good signing on around £280k, not so sure about £325k. But if we’re picking him up for £30m then what we’ve saved in fee we can pay in salary.

🚨𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍! | Tottenham Hotspur 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗜𝗧 𝗠𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗣𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗖 that they would meet Manchester United centre-forward Marcus Rashford's salary of £325K-a-week. 👨🏻‍💻[@SamuelLuckhurst] #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS

@LastWordOnSpurs @RickySacks Sorry @RickySacks , those deals aren’t happening. We’re being played more than my son’s PS5!

🚨𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍! | Tottenham Hotspur 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗜𝗡 𝗡𝗘𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗜𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 to sign Sandro Tonali and are 𝗢𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗖 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗦 𝗧𝗢 𝗝𝗢𝗜𝗡. 🔑Roberto De Zerbi is understood to a key factor in his decision-making process. Manchester City and Arsenal also hold an interest. ❌Newcastle United have already rejected one formal offer worth around £80M, but club-to-club negotiations are ongoing. 🗝️Separate from Mateus Fernandes where Spurs and Manchester United are both in talks with West Ham. 👨🏻‍💻[@JacobsBen] #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS