Christopher Keller

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we elect a president who won’t actively try to kill us, we could have a pretty good time

@csharpfritz watch the movie unhinged... it feels like every interaction on the road is one small step away from such a scenario.

The temperature around Pennsylvania is way too high I was at a gas station this afternoon and someone parked in front of my car, blocking me I asked them to move so I could leave, and they cursed me out then challenged me to a fight What are we doing?!?

@EdCharbeneau sorry you experienced this, but glad you reacted at the moment. Give yourself a little time to come down... that adrenaline dump with leave you on empty for a bit.

Just had a near death experience. Avoided a head on accident, at night, in complete darkness, I had only muscle memory level reaction time to avoid it. It didn't register what happened until it was over. My daughter and I are shook 😵‍💫

I wish I knew how to quit you, Twitter.

Hey DEEP #dotnet fans! It's a NEW episode of deep .net, but this time we learn how AoT (Ahead of Time) compilation works from @eehardt! As always, ZERO slides, just two engineers and a code editor! youtube.com/watch?v=N-MrQe…

@frankenstupe no... but like most features on this platform, that functionality does not work.

If I block Musk will I get banned from Twitter? Asking for a friend.

@R_Mo210 every time I see this I notice more details that I want to unsee. Damn

They went in too hot, too goddamned hot.

@DanPaget you all looked sharp today... Darnold is just what you needed to get things clicking on offense. Hopefully the injuries are not serious and you can continue rolling. :)

A great win for the Vikings. The Defense is solid! Darnold is an upgrade to Cousins IMO. The big difference is he can make a play when it is most needed and he can use his legs. #Skol

@MARCIAN2003 🔥

The quality of your life increases so much when you make peace within yourself. When your conscience is clear and you hold nothing against yourself. The spiritual integrity of being proud of who you are is one of the highest vibrational experiences. Yesterday I found this 2015 pic, I hope you like it! Happy Monday gorgeous souls! Love ya 🖤🖤🐞

@RussellIan5 we always buy a bunch of the chocula... makes for a tasty dessert :)

The fuck is this nonsense

@DanPaget @R_Mo210 no reasonable responses allowed... you must get on the hype train. Biden is moving military assets in Texas to force election!

@R_Mo210 The exact same thing. They maybe moving the to National Guard posts with in Texas.

Hey @DanPaget, they must’ve read the comments!

@timheuer protect business at all cost... if we think about the ruling like that it makes sense. =\

Y’all. We’ve absolutely lost the script. I guess vegan doesn’t have to mean vegan. Or sugar-free can have sugar too in Ohio? WTF is wrong with you Ohio Supreme Court.

@DanPaget working in software... this is something we do whenever we find something unlocked. It encourages a better security posture. Hot or not :)

My wife left her iPhone unattended. I went in and automated all of phones connections to be x rated. My favorite is when she unplugs it from the charging cable. It says, “is that it? Fuck you didn’t last 30 seconds”. This is what happens when there is a heat wave.

@bryanl I've always made it a habit... it feels good to be seen, right? As a technical lead, I consider it one of my essential functions. Making humans aware that they are seen, appreciated, and their work matters translates to better everything.

When is the last time you told someone you worked with that you appreciated them for their diligence, attention to detail, or ability to get things done?

@DanPaget careful, they might feel threatened

My neighbors are still flying there flag upside down so I went out and bought a flag pole to fly the flag correctly, and placed it so they can see it everyday.

PLEASE SHARE | The Washington County Sheriff's Office is asking for the public’s help in locating a missing 14-year-old. bit.ly/3QSnBTK

Meanwhile in America:

I'm sorry Slack, you're doing fucking WHAT with user DMs, messages, files, etc? I'm positive I'm not reading this correctly.