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Wielding the mace today at graduation.

@firsttohearit Outstanding!

REPORTER: You mentioned that, staying on as Fed governor, you intend to keep a low profile. Could you give us a little more detail on what that looks like? JEROME POWELL: *ducks down*

Young people: Lists of things you hate is not interesting. Find the things you love!

@newschannelnine 🤮

UPDATE JUST IN: President Trump says while he admits to posting a photo depicting him as Jesus Christ on social media, he says he "thought it was me as a doctor."

Nobody tells you this: Ignore your mood. It doesn't matter whether you want to do the thing. It matters that you said you'd do it. The world belongs to the people who show up and do what they said they'd do. Reliability is the key to life. Just keep showing up.

Anyone else’s parents hoarding their OTC benefits?

Everyone needs to hear this... Michael Caine on his defining philosophy for life: Use the Difficulty As a young actor, he was rehearsing a play when a chair got stuck in the door and blocked his path. He told the other actor he couldn't get by the chair to enter the scene. The actor's response: "Use the difficulty...if it's a comedy, fall over it, if it's a drama, pick it up and smash it." This idea became a defining mantra for his life. "There's never anything so bad that you cannot use that difficulty...if you can use it a quarter of one percent to your advantage, you're ahead, you didn't let it get you down." I can't stop thinking about this... How can you use the difficulty you're currently facing? How can you embrace the struggle? How can you find flow through the friction? As with everything in life, control the controllable: The difficulty is already there. You can't control it. But you can control how you react to it. You can control your response to it. You can control your attitude towards it. Lesson: Difficulty is inevitable. Use it.

@KeruboSk Circadian rhythms

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

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I don’t dislike Donald Trump because he’s a Republican. I dislike him because he’s a terrible human being. Let’s not confuse the two.

Reach a point when every house reminds you of some other house, every road some other road

@highbrow_nobrow 🤞

Steve Bannon: “As God is my witness, if we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included…” (November 6, 2025)

Also, end at :10 to the hour so people can go use the bathroom.

Can we all agree that online meetings start no more than 5 minutes before the scheduled start time?

.@JamesTalarico: For 50 years, the religious right convinced our fellow Christians that the most important issues were abortion and gay marriage—two issues that aren't mentioned in the Bible. Jesus tells us exactly how we're going to be judged: by feeding the hungry, by healing the sick, and by welcoming the stranger. Don’t tell me what you believe. Show me how you treat other people, and I’ll tell you what you believe. Jesus gave us two commandments: love God and love neighbor. There was no exception to that second commandment regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, immigration status, or religious affiliation.

I don't need kudos as much as general awareness.

@ToriatheistTori Old Testament, but yes.

In a way they’re being very transparent.

@krassenstein 🤮

BREAKING: Pam Bondi redacted the name of an individual who emailed Jeffrey Epstein images, one with the note "Age 10" and another with the note "Age 11". Why the f-ck is she redacting this stuff? The law specifically stated that these names should NOT be redacted. Files: EFTA01743628.pdf EFTA00817342.pdf Any response @PamBondi ?

Despise AI profiles.