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@Matthew79528234 @magicpanda_703 Finally after beating the piss out of Kamala when he was in the lead in 2020

@cnorris182 @magicpanda_703 Trump was NOT able to secure an election?

This is how Republicans reacted to Biden’s election.

@RepShriThanedar If the baby is not being cared for properly by the mother, doesn’t CPS get called? Same rule applies here,

Remember folks, Republicans are NOT the party of creepy men trying to intrude their way into women's private business, they just want to interrogate you about your favorite abortion method at a national congressional hearing.

@REMASCULATE When you have to explain a joke after, it was probably a bad joke.

As a COMEDIAN let me say this about that… Jimmy Kimmel out here doing comedy math after the fact. “Oh no, you see… the joke was about the age difference.” Was it? That’s fascinating… because not ONE WORD about age showed up in the setup. That’s like me punching you in the face and then explaining, “No, no… that was actually about climate change.” Well you might say that now… but that ain’t what just happened. Comedy has rules. Not a lot… but the ones we got matter. Setup… THEN punchline. You don’t get to do the punchline first and then hold a press conference explaining what the joke meant. That’s not stand-up… that’s damage control. If the joke was about Trump being 80 and Melania being 50 you gotta SAY THAT. You gotta walk us down that road. You don’t just teleport to the punchline and then act like the audience missed the turn. That ain’t a joke… that’s a BS excuse. And comedians know this. That’s Comedy 101. That’s Day One, open mic, two-drink minimum, “please clap” level stuff. So no… it wasn’t about age. Because if it was, the audience would’ve HEARD IT. What it really was… was a disgustingly bad joke!

@ABmrJutt Agree! Moving on to the next topic now.

If abortion is illegal, abandoning a pregnant woman should be illegal too. If she can’t walk away from the pregnancy, he shouldn’t be allowed to walk away from fatherhood.

@JaceThePatriot @magicpanda_703 How do you explain the dump of mail in votes in the middle of the night. Because you cheated. It’s okay. We took the throne back though.

@cnorris182 @magicpanda_703

@ShereeWokeAF @WhiteHouse The people on here screaming how Trump is a pedophile are the same ones screaming that “Abortion is Healthcare”. How ironic.

@WhiteHouse I only see ONE King and a PEDOPHILE! Get your vision checked!!

TWO KINGS. 👑

@BonillaJL @jimmykimmel The man has had multiple attempts on his life. I can’t believe how you don’t see your joke as slightly inappropriate. It doesn’t matter the context. It was out of line.

KIMMEL DEFENDS THE JOKE: "I said, 'our first lady Melania's here, look at her, so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow. Which, obviously, was a joke about their age difference- and the look of joy we see on her face every time they're together. It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination."

@ElaineLuria Nope no issues here!! You screwed VA Republicans so DeSantis can now screw Florida Democrats. (and PS the vote is about to become null and void so this will be a Win-Win if it passes)

Haven’t seen any outrage from Virginia Republicans over this. 👀👀

@ClayTravis If Virginia’s passes (which it won’t because it’s unconstitutional), then screw it. I’m all for it.

Florida’s proposed redistricting would cancel out Virginia.

@DavidJHarrisJr Thankfully it’s a free country and you aren’t in control of who streams your music. And I still choose not to listen to that feminist trash.

What's your message to Pink?

@Bhartendu0309 @lady_valor_07 Where thy from Hillary? Okay then

@lady_valor_07 No cheating ? What was Monica ( White House) fame then ?

Young Bill & Hillary Clinton in the 1970s. Still together 50 years later. No scandals. No cheating. No drama. Just true love.

@hacker588 @FreedomLover651 @PatriciaHeaton @rec_ann Dangerous to put enemies yes. America needs to assert dominance. We were a joke from 2008-2016 and 2020-2024.

@FreedomLover651 @PatriciaHeaton @rec_ann That's because he wasn't a threat to anyone. The only reason that many folks hated him was because he was Black. On the other hand, Donald is dangerous to the entire fucking planet. Maybe you can wrap your little pea brained head around that.

I wasn’t happy when Clinton, Obama or Biden won, but I didn’t call them fascist/dangerous/threat to democracy. I didn’t hope someone would assassinate them. I went on with my life with gratitude. Friends on the left, please try this. Your life and our country will be better.

@ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden Competence? The man didn’t even know which way to walk after leaving the podium. The man fell up the stairs. The man stared at the camera like he had Alzheimer’s. You all are beyond blind.

Who else misses the boring, no-drama days of @JoeBiden? No chaos. No circus. No daily embarrassment. Just quiet competence from a president who actually knew how to do the job.

@JamesWalkinshaw What are you talking about? For the Virginia Supreme Court to NOT overturn this would violate Virginia’s Constitution that states a redraw will only happen once every 10 years following the 2020 census. It’s their duty to overturn this election.

Virginia voters had their say on Trump’s push to rig maps ahead of the midterm elections. They rejected it decisively. For the Virginia Supreme Court to overturn the will of the voters would be shocking.

@MeghanMcCain Can the network PLEASE cancel him now.

I am so deeply sick of Jimmy Kimmel and the hate he spreads in the world.

@GodstimeAtas @DeekUsa Just stop seeking evidence. The miracle of life explained by an accident some 800 billion years ago is evidence in itself that it couldn’t possibly be true. It’s too flawed. Something cannot come from nothing.

@DeekUsa I'm seeking evidence of it's reality but yet to find any

The most terrifying thing about Noah's ark is the fact that adults still believe it actually happened.

@AllKnowingLib @EvanPrinciple @DemzDeliver Well no McDonalds does not equal one of the shipyards. Also why you should move on from McDonald’s when you are ready to start a family.

@EvanPrinciple @DemzDeliver Not all jobs are equal unfortunately. Benefits and pay.

🚨 Paid Family & Medical Leave is now law in Virginia. It’s estimated that millions of Virginians will be helped by this law.

@ToIkienverse The series was awful. It put shame to Tolkiens estate to be called something like The Lord of the Rings. Galadriel was not some amazing She-Elf hero like proclaimed in the show. They catered waaaaay to hard in this one.

¿Soy el único que ama y adora a Morfydd Clark como Galadriel?

@_nomadic_soul Lmao the mother will not become infertile if she gives birth to a child not guaranteed a long life. You clearly don’t know how infertility works or how infertile couples truly feel. Children obviously mean nothing to you so keep on aborting your babies.

It’s wild how many of you really think making sure the a baby is as sentient and developed as possible before certain death, risking the mother’s fertility, and saddling the parents with crushing medical debt is better than termination.

I personally can’t imagine giving birth to a child whose only experience in life would be pain and death, just so I could feel better about myself on some fucked up moral level?