Carolyn Norris

@TheGriftReport I feel sick to my stomach, that poor boy. Disgusting bitch

A German Shepherd named Sparrow was found with a plastic muzzle permanently taped to his head using silver gaffer tape and brown parcel tape and had to be put to sleep. His owner, Joanne Falconer, 58, from South Shields, kept the muzzle on 24/7 only removing it four times a day for feeding. The underweight dog, already suffering severe skin disease and infection, couldn’t scratch, eat or drink properly and was in constant distress. RSPCA inspectors discovered him in this state last July. He was later put down. Falconer pleaded guilty to animal welfare offences. She was fined £300, ordered to pay costs and banned from keeping animals for five years. Two cats were also removed due to dehydration and flee infestations. Critics argue that she got away with a £300 fine when she should have faced jail!!

@JanTheMerchant @andy_murray Shown yourself to know nothing about tennis there!

@andy_murray Sir Andy, remind me, how many ATP clay tournaments have you won?

Both guys struggling playing with the wind so far….you need to play with more patience and much higher margin for error when it’s like this.. the one who recognises this and adjusts quickest will win..

@JanTheMerchant @andy_murray Quite a few! Beating Nadal in the final too.

@andy_murray @carlosalcaraz @janniksin I think Carlos will. What about you?

@carlosalcaraz or @janniksin who wins?

@MurrayMusing @andy_murray I almost replied to him this morning when he posted something on golf!

Day 10 of asking @andy_murray to please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please PLEASE appear on an episode of Murray Musings until he either says yes or blocks us out of sheer annoyance. 😅

@criminographer She really was a cute little dot. So very sorry.

In 7 days, you would be turning 4. Instead of excitedly planning your birthday & awaiting you joining your F in school in Sept, we are preparing for your inquest. I wish I knew you as a 4 year old. You're so loved.We are horse riding on your day, something you never got to do. ❤️

@MurrayMusing @andy_murray You may have to go via @JudyMurray and hope she can pressure him!

Day 3 of asking @andy_murray to please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please PLEASE appear on an episode of Murray Musings until he either says yes or blocks us out of sheer annoyance. 😅

@NiallHarbison The difference is incredible! Doesn't look the same dog!

We found little Leonardo as a a puppy. He was in agony with skin issues. I called him Leonardo DiCaprio as one day he’d be as pretty as a movie star. Today we went to see him (1/3)

@flyabout7 My Ralph loves pasta too, he would live on it if he could

Spaghetti M’lud? Whenever I have spaghetti, I always make extra for Ralph to enjoy and he loves it! He did finish it all but while I was filming him, my mate rang, so I had to take the call. #AdoptDontShop #LurcherLife

@NiallHarbison It honestly doesn't look like the same dog!! Amazing transformation for Iris!

She was tied up after being used for breeding and left on outside in the sun and rain. Iris had a miserable life. We rescued her and built her back up. Look at her now on a day trip with her new family and her 2 siblings. I’m so happy for her ❤️

@Calvbetton Henman too!

I loved Federer as a player but he has the most overrated volley of all time. He was a good volleyer. Not in the same league as the best ever volleyers. Ivanisevic literally played at the same time as Edberg, Stich, Rafter, and McEnroe.

@NiallHarbison The change in him is amazing @NiallHarbison, you're a miracle worker!!

He was in agony when he came in a week ago. He is starting to look and act like a completely different dog now! You love to see it ❤️

@flyabout7 Good on yer Ralph!

There’s been no messing about by Lord Ralphington tonight. He came upstairs to find Ratbag in his bed again. This time though, he jumped in and pushed her aside. Her Ladyship was not amused! 😾😂 #AdoptDontShop

@flyabout7 I imagine that does feel quite nice!

It’s pouring down and blowing a hooley outside.☔️💨💨 The staff have decided to attend to domestic chores, including giving Lord Ralphington the once over. Playing in the background is The Stolen Child by The Waterboys based on a poem by W.B.Yeats. 👌 poets.org/poem/stolen-ch…

@NiallHarbison I guess we are more upset than him! He is receiving lots of love from everyone at Happy Doggo and has a lovely life, but I do hope he gets his own people soon x

Trying so hard to get Sonny a home. Unfortunately he cannot travel as he hates small spaces like a crate. So unless someone has a private jet internationally he needs a good home in Thailand. A total gentleman of a dog. We'll keep trying everything

@flyabout7 Stabbed rat!

Can you see what Lord Ralphington spotted in the bushes this afternoon? 👀 There’s a reason I keep him on a lead here, as he’d be off like a stabbed rat otherwise! 🐾💨💨 #LurcherLife #AdoptDontShop

@BarclayCard18 Looking quite fit to be fair!

It's beyond time to talk about how Tim Henman has always shown consistent support and mentorship to Andy Murray, Emma Raducanu and Jack Draper. The absolute godfather of British tennis, always so happy to help wherever he can.

@JaneFallon Hope you are better soon!

So... I thought I should post something as I've had a few people notice I've been a bit quiet on here lately. About a month ago I was diagnosed with breast cancer - very early stage thankfully & the prognosis is excellent. I had a routine mammogram a week before Christmas …

@flyabout7 Is it just whipped cream? My mum ordered a cappuccino in a cafe last week and they misunderstood and gave her a puppacino!

Why have I never noticed that the beach coffee kiosk sells pupacinos? 🐶☕️ Needless to say, Lord Ralphington was most grateful! We’re halfway through a 10 mile hike & setting off for home along the beach now. 🐾🐾 #AdoptDontShop #LurcherLife #Pupacino

@simonrbriggs Nice interview (and Wigan isn't that bad!)

Roger Draper interview, giving a real insight into all the backbiting and bellyaching that his son Jack had to deal with as a kid telegraph.co.uk/tennis/2026/03…