Mubārak A. Imam

@mariolexxx Some people don’t believe in phone calls as a way of checking up on people they truly care about. I hardly call anyone except there is a need, I call my in-laws during festive periods not because I enjoy it, but just to avoid debates like this. I am pro physical interaction.

Pls how do you handle a husband Who Finds it difficult to Call & Greet My Parents even during Festive Seasons. We've been Married for 6yrs with 3Kids.

@PiousGeek You did not also add that the idea of 9-5 doesn’t apply, it is more of round the clock, or as the job demands

All of you shouting remote work better be careful. You’ll provide your internet and power. Starlink monthly is 57k excluding the initial setup cost, the smallest inverter setup that can comfortably carry your PC & router isn’t cheap either.

I’m a food vendor in Lagos. Still taking orders for feeding fasting Muslims and preorders for Eid packages ends in the 18th of March. You can send in your orders via @heekmahcuisine Pls repost, refer and patronize 🙏🏿🙏🏿

@PiousGeek We will all end up in the farms. That is the oldest profession

There’s no sure banker way to survive a lay off at all, so let’s keep calm with the hot takes. At least they’re gonna pay them for nearly 2 years which is great…

@anas_mundi @Mrbhadoosky Na why as a man, you should not open your eyes and marry nonsense

@codeprefect @Mrbhadoosky But these ones way wives de accuse husbands with rape nko? 😂🤷😭

No dey kiss children. No dey compliment adults unnecessarily. No dey overtalk. Respect people’s privacy. Hold your hands to yourself. Guard your mouth always. Wahala will work extremely hard before it locates you.

@rsuyoy You can also checkout the Mohafez app, it has three warsh recitations if that helps

currently downloading the entire Quran in Warsh to build a tarteel but in Warsh

@PiousGeek I remember debating this with dad. He said “this ruling does not apply to African mean”. But I still do not agree

You can hug and kiss during #Ramdan

@PiousGeek Are you me? Are me you?

@PiousGeek That means we wey no get 6months na what?

Going by Shari’i application of Faqr, if you don’t have enough emergency funds to last at least 12 months, then you’re from amongst the Fuqara’a 🫠

@Adamthallith @Thebiglade @_THE0706BRAND Water Vitamilk Homemade fruit juice

@Thebiglade @_THE0706BRAND Tiger nut Zobo Home made Grapes juice Water

People that stopped taking soda, what did you replace it with??

BREAKING: 🚨 Oba Isin, a town in the Isin Local Government Area, is currently under attack by bandits. Heavy gunfire has been reported, and residents are in a state of panic as the situation unfolds.

@zyainy My Airtel is 20 MTN is 12

If you have used your sim for more than 5 years then you must be a stable person. How long have you been using your current number. Me:10 years

Scholars in the house, is it ethical to curate educational contents on YouTube (and others), package it on Google Drive, and resell them for a fee? @PiousGeek @JokombaJibreel @Danaliagan

@officialABAT can only be as good as the majority, that is one of the demerits of democrazy. Towards 2027, let’s push and advocate for honest and dedicated people in the red chamber, they will hold any president by the jugular. We don’t run a 1-man government, why focus on 1-man?

@OloyeSomorin Barring external threats like hacking and the likes. Option A, otherwise Option C. Option B would be a 100, but Baba liked heaven pass here

You just won N100M and you need to keep it in someone’s account for a month. In whose account are you keeping it? A) Your Mum B) Your Dad C) Your Wife/Girlfriend

@mrlurvy @AppleSupport @Apple Ensure by Reddington is your plug. Apple certified parts your device will feel like new

Hello @AppleSupport @Apple Is it true that you guys do not have authorized store in Nigeria? Like a store for repairs? My iPhone fell and broke this morning. How do I repair it?

@brainadam_ Check for Smart Bundle, under *121#, you may have some offers there

What’s the best MTN bundle to buy now?

@captainsafia @warpdotdev Congratulations Safia

I’m excited to share that I’ve joined the team at @warpdotdev. I’ve long loved the terminal and I appreciate the power of AI-enabled software development. Warp brings those together in a way I’m excited to learn from and help build with a super product-focused team. 💻️ 🐚 ❤️ 🤖 🚀

@Omojuwa Tell @JaizBankNG to fix their mobile and web app, the balance is always showing less than your actual balance making it impossible to make transfers of even 10k.

'1 million, 2 million, 3 million, 4, in 18 months, 80 million more, now add that number up with the one I said before, you are now lookin’ at one smart Black boy...' - Shawn Carter. If you invested say N10m in Jaiz Bank when they announced me as Brand Ambassador, you'd have seen about 80% gain on the investment by now. That's almost double your investment in less than 6 months. You turned N10m to N18m and if you did even N1m, that's now N1.8m. This is to say, even if you posted hate tweets at me during the announcement, as long as you put money quietly, you win. LOL. If you were angry about that deal, you've got 80% more reason to be angrier, because I am making more wins out of what was already a big win. And if you were happy about it enough to put your money, happy to win with you. If this tweet pisses you off, the wise thing would be to ask, 'how can I win from this anger?'. There is only one answer. LOL.