Archimedes Palimpsest 🇺🇸🪕

Everyday Neanderthal thinking.

@ThatGoblinGuyXY Double the labor pool, capital allocation is divided in half. Population laments both halves must now work in order to sustain. Geniuses everywhere.

Sorry, sweetheart. You ladies were artificially pushed by the government into 52% of the workforce. You're the breadwinners now. Take some responsibility and act like it. Time to woman up and marry that guy working part time at Burger King and let him stay home and take care of the house. The same way men have been doing for women for.....eternity? I know personally, I could have all the housework you women call slavery done in under 2 hours and have the rest of my day to play video games or possibly cheat with the UPS delivery girl or door dash girl. Like you ladies have been doing for.....eternity?

@timeisnaked You're telling me Green Day doesn't have the three page letter I wrote them in 1997?

worst part about working in the music industry with bands directly is watching every single artist throw away all of the gifts fans give them at the end of the night

@Chimpnouts tried!

Chud's commissary is still open, that means nobody has done it since 630?ish yesterday, i didn't do my daily post because i forgot. But, you know what? That's my fault, Why? As we learned when the woman from florida who worked for the state , got paid 500k because ONLY 50 people emailed to get her fired for her charlie kirk comments vs the 100s that the state said did... we seem to be getting lazy, don't be lazy, you're not black. tbejail.com/inmate_deposit…

When I was a kid a waitress gave me a drink with the straw partially wrapped like this. I was so taken by it that 35 years later I do this to my own drinks even when I'm about to drink them.

@sfdxpro what's with copiuminvest dot com, thought it would be a gag site but it seems like some random legit company.

Ya empiezan a salir las pantallas rojas de la muerte por chitear en Valorant😅 El anticheat detecta y deshabilita la unidad que usan los cheaters, generando una falla en el almacenamiento y dejando inservible el sistema operativo. Y encima les vacilan🤣 Valve aprende para CS2

@FzzyBzzy This is either the greatest troll of all time while you burn cash or el retardo

I did what y'all told me and you're still not happy 🥹 I changed things for you and you're still mad a me 😭

@gfodor readability was important

It keeps hitting me how dumb and meaningless so much of "programming" was, now that AI has pushed the tide out and you can see the essential problems laid bare. Naming variables is not one of them.

@Chudthebldrclip @ChudTheBuilder They took him from us too soon.

NAILED IT: Jeff Bezos: “A nurse in Queens who makes $75K a year pays more than $12K a year in taxes. Does that really make sense?” “So people talk about making the tax system more progressive. How about we start by having the nurse in Queens NOT pay taxes? At all!” “Why is a nurse in Queens who makes $75K a year paying more than $1K a month in taxes?” “That’s $1K a month that could help with rent or groceries or anything.” “And by the way, do you know what that all adds up to? The bottom half of income earners in this country pay only 3% of the taxes. It’s only 3%.” “We can find 3%. So we don’t have... it’s a small amount of money for the government. You know that. And the more I thought about it, to me, it’s kind of absurd that we’re doing this.” “We shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington — they should be sending her an apology. It really makes no sense.” Exactly!

@fudreaper_ Many such cases!

Nick is completely misidentifying the hill Dalton is willing to die on. Dalton isn’t risking his life for the right to say “the n word”. Dalton is fighting the idea that the greatest crime you can commit in today’s society is to offend a non white person. This is such a strong, pervasive issue in western countries today that a college kid in the UK just died, drowning in his own blood, because a Sikh man stabbed him and then tried to justify it by saying the kid had been racist. Think about that for a moment. The police denied a kid that had been stabbed 4 times with an 8 inch knife medical attention because a brown person claimed racism. The reason we even all say “the n word” is because we live in UNIVERSAL FEAR of the repercussions. We are more afraid of saying a word than a black person is of going to jail for assaulting you for saying it. We’ve been cucked. That’s why we live in “nigger hell”, Nick. And Dalton was trying to change that. In front of the whole country, he was literally risking his life to challenge the idea that the greatest crime you can actually commit is to offend the sensibilities of a black person. I understand that you can’t condone people behaving this way because of the liability, but Dalton wasn’t doing what he did just so that he could say “the N word”. He, just like you, was trying to make real ideological change. @NickJFuentes

@uncle_deluge It's rare, but I have a core group of gamer buddies and we all met the same day on the same Rust server four years ago.

I talk every day with a couple guys I met on a Nintendo forum in 2008 and quite frequently with people I met on Newgrounds even earlier than that

@vad3rt3sla Mandatory

Tesla, It would be really cool to have a toggle button for Tesla to park in handicap spots for FSD. Oh and for it to not park in handicapped when that feature is turned off. Thanks, Everyone

@130Gunner @ArchetypeTheory @grok LLMs can, at best, maybe analyze audio waveform, but being able to meaningfully listen is not close.

@ArchetypeTheory hey @grok does this audio sound like its made by AI and this dude is using it to scam people?

*Update* audio from Dalton "Chud" TODAY confirming new GSG by family member that they have control of. The other one he will not be able to access until the police return his phone when he is out of custody. PLEASE SHARE givesendgo.com/help-us-bring-…

@nateberkopec You're right, I should have flagged effective grammatical and rhetorical devices as a soft requirement, that's my mistake.

I'm so sick of reading em dashes and "it's not x, it's y." I'm so sick of it, man.

@USARice000 @justalexoki my mom gave me a similar line about the ebrake in the car. unfortunately she forgot to tell me she made it up so i held onto that a bit too long.

@justalexoki my dad got me to stop pressing all the elevator buttons by telling me it was manned with pulleys by a crew of midgets at the bottom of the shaft, and if I kept doing it, they'd get pissed they have to keep stopping on every floor and beat me up

it's actually incredible how much kids just accept arbitrary rules. like our kid gets 5 candies on movie night because he's 5 years old and he's just like "i wish i could have more" and ur like "yeah :/" and then he just moves on? incredible

@Saskkiii @united The taco bell employees were all making fun of my Cybertruck and when they opened the glass partition I told them yeah it sure is fun though! And they were mortified that I could hear them. I imagine they had no idea customers could hear them until then.

YO @united YOUR AGENT IS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT ME LMAOOO! This is actually the craziest customer service experience I’ve ever had. Fuck Paula 😭😂

@XRP2TheMoon_ @DrRemilio They tried. This book was FORBIDDEN when I was attending university for Anthropology in the early 2000's: The Bell Curve - Wikipedia share.google/bPfYlAT0LY4NRv…

@DrRemilio Lol anytime a Black person upsets you guys it results in either mass spamming of the N word or you guys spamming low IQ jokes. The IQ fallacy will need to be studied one day.

The 83 IQ black running this account, was convicted of child molestation in Georgia in 2017 and is on the sex offender registry.

@JagvarGames Actually playing. Last time I tried online my Swedish buddy fell asleep at the entrance to the dungeon. Literally snoring on the call.

How do you define “winning” at D&D?

@Jace_TCG @ncsolesclt If it's that easy go sell all your trinkets for cash and then use that cash for the goods you desire.

@ncsolesclt If you have a Venusaur and Blastoise who’s combined worth is that of Charizard, why would you need even more on top of those two for the Charizard? Charizard is much easier to sell, and you’d make as much selling it as you would the other two. It’s greed to want 80% on top

At a card show. I pick out some cards and ask vendor if I can trade for them. “Uh sure we trade at 80%” “Why?” “We run a business.” “You can still meet your margins if you sell the cards you trade for at market though.” “Yeah I’m not gonna debate you on this” I left.