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every once in awhile you find a youtube video of such pure unadulterated greatness you have to share it in 2 minutes this guy solved a decade of bicep and shoulder tightness and small recurring tears may God shine countless blessings upon this man

@bizlet7 Totally agree. If I had $4b to buy Star Wars, I would spend an additional $100m to recruit best writers to plan, write and edit a cohesive entertaining trilogy with a huge pay off in part 3.

What’s extremely weird about the sequel trilogy is they didn’t plan it out. This is the biggest trilogy of all time by the biggest entertainment corpo that has ever existed and they couldn’t bother to write all three movies together. The random nerd at the comic book store could have done a better job.

@titMcGrit2 Perfectly argued

imagine this: Somehow Hans Gruber has returned (that’s how bad sequel trilogy is)

Fucking spare me. “No one told me specifically not to take photos of their game prep”. They also didn’t tell you not to piss on the floor but (hopefully) you figured that bit out for yourself

A rare video of Jesus Christ fighting Satan, during his 40 days in the Judean Desert.....

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He should have just refused to do it. They would probably have changed the story if it meant not losing Luke Skywalker

@upstatefederlst Don’t worry about that: sequel trilogy so bad that fans would be pumped to see 100 year old Harrison, and he’d take another $10m to suit up

Decade too late. Carrie Fisher's gone. Harrison Ford is 100 years old.

@jondelarroz Hell Yes!

Nielsen just published the most-streamed Star Wars content of 2025. A New Hope. Phantom Menace. Rogue One. Top three. Not one sequel trilogy film in the top ten. Gen Z watches The Clone Wars. Millennials watch Andor. Everyone is watching the Lucas era. Now people are reporting Lucasfilm is internally discussing branching the sequel trilogy off into its own continuity using the World Between Worlds. Effectively decanonizing it without calling it a reboot. Disney already did the quiet version of this. On April 29 they reset half of Galaxy's Edge from sequel era to original trilogy era and stripped every reference to the First Order from Oga's Cantina. A focus group of teens asked about Star Wars gave this response: "I like the old stuff, but the new stuff… nah." Disney spent $4 billion on Lucasfilm to build a new generation of Star Wars fans around Rey and Kylo Ren. The streaming data, the park decisions, and the focus groups all say the same thing. It didn't work. Should this be decanoninzed?

Are you actually surprised by this? After a decade of people telling you precisely how and why the sequels absolutely sucked?

Which part is the good movie? The ridiculous slow space chase? The trip to the casino planet that was a waste of time. The main villain dying before doing anything? The jedi training that had no training? The final battle where all the good guys stood outside to get killed and flew ships that never fired a shot? The hero dying to stall the bad guys for 90 seconds? Where is this "Good movie" hiding?

Dudes will live their entire life with the Lats of a 14 year old boy simply b/c they’re unwilling to move a bench over to the cable area and do this AMAZING exercise That Is Honestly INSANE

@priceoreason You dropped this 👑

DID YOU KNOW? Following the release of The Last Jedi, I was one of the first people to predict its long lasting damage and how history would ultimately judge it. And as usual, I was right. AGAIN! Happy May the 4th

@bizlet7 Tom would have respected the source material and NEVER would have shit all over Luke

Disney is incapable of making good Star Wars movies. There is no point in doing this. Hollywood in general is incapable of making a good Star Wars movie. Maybe Tom Cruise could do it as he seems the only one whose actual end goal is to make entertaining movies.

"A level of Buddhist peace" He let billions die including his friends 😅

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I know it cant be true because its exactly what a large chunk of fans want. 🫠