seems sus

Finished my first bootleg remix. Learned a lot producing this one ❤️

@yakubbsmonster @Jammin13B Music absolutely cued up

Guy parachuting into Virginia Tech Spring game is stuck on the scoreboard after rough collision. #oops

@shishujenn @Overshown0

@Overshown0 You don’t pay interest. It’s just a payment every month. Just because someone doesn’t want to pay $700, 10 months before the festival actually happens, doesn’t mean that they can’t afford it.

This is how I know yall have never purchased a Coachella ticket before lol

Losing a toe over this delicious concoction

Watching Chopped and they just made a Jewish dude cook with pork blood and chopped him cuz it sucked

The CIA is absolutely making a dick database with these things

@AdamSchefter This has potential to be the funniest April Fools ever

Los Angeles Rams wide receiver Puka Nacua has checked into rehab, his attorney, Levi McCathern, told The California Post.

@KILLTOPARTY Betting my entire bloodline on number 2

This is the first pic of a Hinge profile. Based on your understanding of female psychology, which one of these girls does this profile belong to?

@TheWapplehouse I was having a good day too damn

@ObtainerOf x.com/imomnom/status…

Reminder: Lavender Town Syndrome was real and over 200 Japanese youth k*lled themselves over this song. This is mostly forgotten, but I estimate at least 20 million children were spiritually mamed by the song, this could explain demographic crisis…

@web4O @EVNFT Yeah I’ve seen some boozy ones in my heyday drinking bourbon but for this type of release is wild lol Back in the day I’d get Bookers on the rocks as a cheap deal at the bar after Cubs games cuz it was heavy and I could sup forever. Not sure about the Glizzy liquid tho

@cofromthemo @EVNFT I’ve seen Rare Character bottles in the 140s

for those wondering. Yes this bottle is real. Yes it was sold at Costco. Yes it’s currently selling for $500 on the secondary market.

“The Dow is over 50,000”

@simpcocaine They do in the produce displays, just don’t get caught

Grocery stores should have showers so you can wash your ass, balls, and etc

@bitcoinpanda69 Whole primal cuts of beef (short loin, ribeye roll, etc.) Buy and cut your own steaks

Whats some high protein things to get at Costco for someone just going to Costco

Look at this big veiny triumphant bastard

@ochodrinko85 With a paper straw no less!

@HardPass4 @Howlingmutant0

Sat down on a warm toilet seat at the office.

One of my fav things about listening to Tim Dillon podcast is he’ll be on a rant about Israel and then randomly cut into a promo for boner pills

@Predamame As a 5amer this is my 9/11

Daylight saving time: big weekend for the "after work" runners