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@praisejohnn 😭😭

After Una go say Gen Z dey shameless See as Una generation dey move😭🤣🤲🏻.

@HardBStrain @deylowkey247 No lie told gee

@deylowkey247 If you dey roll 2.5G inside woods you no go even reason filter because you no go wan spoil the vibe 😵‍💫

This one just dey mumu hin self .. all them 1.5G inside backwood boys 😂

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

@ONCHAINBADDIE1 Her papa guide tey

If I am ilebaye, the way the whole family will go hungr even God won’t be able to beg me and I will listen 😂😂😂😂 una Dey beat breadwinner to that extent ke lol

este ha sido el progreso de la IA en los últimos 3 años 👀

When she shows you her phone

@alusi_aku He de talk about Zichis youre welcome

500k in it at 2 naira would have been 7.5 million naira now. 1 million would have been 15 million now. let me tell you a secret; when you’re settled and have a source of income to two, prioritize swing trades with stocks instead of futures/forex or memecoins every now and then. then when you have enough liquidity to size, take trades once a week to start with and target 20%-50%. with 5 million, 50% would be 2.5m in one week and 10 million in one month. Increase size and you could do 50 million in one month. then proceed to sizing more, target lesser percentage and also trading less- once a month or once in 2 months(but that’s for when you must have scaled through the basic stage) if there’s something i have learned, it is that while people launch coins with the purpose of dumping at a certain market cap, no company would list on the stocks market just because they want to incur losses later. it is always for profitability- the aim, until it’s not due to abiotic factor(s). unlike trading; abiotic or not

I am happy we are having productive conversations. No be every time penis, vagina, sex, virgin, relationship and marriage. There is no reason why anybody should touch N100m in this life and ever go back to being broke. Morris Monye do N1bn last year and got N1.5bn after 1yr.

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

@afraidofwasps 😅😂

"Don't engage with that, it's rage bait from a monetized account in Nigeria" Oh and god forbid I help a Nigerian man feed his family.

yesterday, my friend was traveling from port Harcourt to delta state for school. he was the only boy in the sienna; the rest were women. as they were going down the road, some men dressed like policemen stopped the vehicle at their checkpoint. these men wore ski masks, black uniforms with no name tags or identification at all, and they came in a white hilux. immediately they stopped the car, they looked around and singled out only my friend, telling him to come down. he refused to open his phone when they demanded, saying, “no na officer, una no get right to check my phone.” right there, they slapped him in the face and hit his leg with a gun. the driver came down to ask what was happening, but the armed men told the driver to go back inside the car and leave my friend behind. they took him into the bush. they were six young armed men. removed his glasses and wristwatch, searched him thoroughly, and started demanding money. “how much you get? do come, if not you no dey comot here o.” my friend already knew he was in serious trouble. there was nothing one person could do against six armed men. he showed them his opay account and said he had only ₦300k and was ready to give them ₦150k. they rejected it, hit him again with the gun, and began beating him. he kept insisting that was all he had. one of them said, “omo, if e no dey, make we end this pass make we dey comot here na,” meaning they should just kill him and leave. my friend was already shaking, full of fear. they asked which other bank he used, and he mentioned zenith. one of the boys collected his phone, dialed *966#, demanded his PIN, and checked the balance. when they saw ₦6.7 million, they started beating him again for not disclosing it earlier, they forced him to transfer everything in coins. surprisingly, there was strong network even inside the bush. one of them was clearly a professional in crypto dealings and handled all the transactions quickly through a vendor. after they cleared the zenith account, they told him to start calling his friends for more money that 10million is what they want. one said "we go kill you here nothing go happen" after they cleared his both account!!💔. he was asked to act normal, like nothing was wrong , and started calling, while making calls, begging for cash, a cocked gun was pointed at his leg. in the end, friends sent another ₦1 million, which was also quickly converted to coins and sent to their addresses. the whole ordeal started around 2 PM and ended past 6 PM. all throughout that time they were in the bush. before they released him, they collected his phone, asked him for his iCloud password, reset the device, and then gave it back to him empty. they took every single kobo he had and left him with zero. before they left one made a statement "no think say you one track o cause you no go fit." this was not policing. it was pure kidnapping and extortion by armed criminals pretending to be security agents. no questions, no charges, no identification just straight robbery in broad daylight. my friend is a student trying to go to school, yet he was targeted simply because he is a young man with money in his account. they took ALL of his money, down to zeros, just like that💔i'm not about to talk about my own experience in uyo 2023. these things have been happening for years!!! when does it end? when does it get better? is it now a crime to be a Nigerian? occurences like this make relocating outside the country a serious priority for many of us. the fear is real, and the system seems powerless to protect ordinary citizens on our roads. something has to change.

We get it! You hate men. You don't want sons. You'd rather be around bears. You don't wanna be married to men. You won't take a man's last name. Nothing you do is for a man. WE GET IT😂!

@nameiszameel Shame is a social construct. We are to poor in nigeria to be proud. Name one thing u havent had to work hard for to enjoy. Even food is considered luxury nowadays

this neega don kill shame 😂like social anxiety no touch am at all tf

@Arikpo_JnrKeyo @C4_Anansii @ChuksEricE Lol they are 4 people robbing that place.

@C4_Anansii @ChuksEricE It’s just one of the guys. Watch it well.

CCTV footage captures the moment årmed men stormed a gadgets shop yesterday in Asaba, Delta State, and carted away several items from the store🤯💔🥲

If you are new to Abuja or you are driving to these locations,these are places with checkpoints. Wuse 2: 1.Check points in front of Moscow lounge on both sides of the road. 2.Banex junction both sides. 3.Traffic light before chocolate mall coming from zone 4. 4. Beer barn sometimes Maitama. 1. Entrance to Gana Street 2. Entrance to maitama opposite mpape junction. 3. Exit from maitama just after Panama Street. 4. Sometimes around farmers market. Central area. 1. Just by NDDC office. 2. In front of ministry of foreign affairs. Garki. 1. Area one roundabout. 2. In front of Rita Lori Hotel. 3. Just before printing and minting coming from garki market. 4. In front of FCTA 5. In front of INEC office at area ten. Apo. 1. NEPA junction. 2.just after ShopRite going to kabusa junction. 3. Lokogoma junction. 4. Galadimawa roundabout. 5. Kabusa junction. Gwarimpa. 1. Life camp roundabout. 2. Gwarimpa entrance through bakangizo supermarket. 3. Gwarimpa entrance through Empire filling station. 4. Gwarimpa through galadima gate or Charley boy junction. 5. Gwarimpa entrance through dantata gate. Gudu. 1. Just at Gudu junction. Games village. 1. Just at the roundabout. 2. You have one coming from house on the rock to games village too. You also have one around the big roundabout going to area one,games village from town. You also have several under Berger roundabout. All the best,add the ones I forgot.😥😥😥😥😥.

@AjeboDanny @mr_olasam Rt.

Sometimes God delays your blessings because you need the experiences, lessons, and strength required to handle them when they finally come.

ARADEL will also need to prove a point that I can't be relegated: How could SEPLAT be N11k+ and I @ N2k when we are in the same Upstream? Interesting time for people that have billions to play the market 🤔

@Daniboy162 @pbtips_ First off get ur money up, second make dangerous moves, thirdly force ur way in. Nobody owes u anything u take it by force or with ur wits.

@pbtips_ Money laundering 501 I wish I can be in those settings Omo mehn Tight settings

Dem go use this fight wash money gan

Atiku literally went on national TV and, completely unprovoked, threw his own coalition members under the bus, making dismissive, irritating remarks about them. That was the moment I became convinced he’s politically aligned with Bola Tinubu.

What a real guy. See how he promoted an album without making noise. ❤️