John Meyers

Leftists gather in tour buses to go look at the poor people during their vacation in Cuba

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

Our charter flight with thousands of pounds of aid gets ready to depart Miami to Havana. Beautiful solidarity con el pueblo Cubano!

Afroman makes police officer cry hearing the songs he made about her being played in court 😂

She may be the most insufferable woman on the planet.

Just last year, California completed four wildlife crossings with an average price tag of $16 million – and 37 more are in progress across the state at an average cost of $15 million. The Annenberg Wildlife Crossing is the most ambitious project of its kind in the world with a much larger scale – it does not represent the average cost of our work to build more wildlife connectivity.

Afroman celebrated outside the Adams County courthouse after scoring a major win in his defamation trial. 🤣

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

This is 10x more impressive than Babe Ruth calling his shot in a baseball game

just learned there are actual living humans who believe the california high speed rail project will ever be completed LMFAOOO

César Chávez + Dolores Huerta did not risk their lives so that a man who calls Mexicans rapists/criminals could become president.

Six years ago today Gavin Newsom locked down California with little to no medical reasoning for two weeks to slow the curve THAT LASTED THREE YEARS.

BREAKING: Kim Jong-un has won North Korea's parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.